EJJO EVERYONE! How are ju today? (waits for answer) Okay! Well, on to the story part thingamahoo...
This story is pre-massacre, so Itachi is still in Konoha and Sasuke isn't emo.
Disclaimer: NO WAY IN THE WORLD DO I OWN NARUTO! If I did Neji Kiba and Suigetsu would be MINE! hugs them*
Neji Kiba and Suigetsu: CANT...BREATHE...
Me: Sorry!
ON WITH THE STORY!
"ITACHI!" Sasuke yelled, storming into his aniki's room.
"What do you want, Sasuke?" Itachi asked, polishing his nails.
"WHAT DID YOU TO MY SHAMPOO?!" he asked.
Itachi, who did bother to look up at his brother, rolled his eyes.
"I did not touch your shampoo." He said simply.
"THEN HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?!" He shouted, pointing at his hair.
"I will say this once more: I did abso- WOAH WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR!" Itachi asked, trying to hold his laugh in.
"IT'S NOT FUNNY ITACHI! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SHAMPOO?!" Sasuke said, glaring daggers at his brother.
Itachi couldn't hold it in any longer, and started to laugh. "You know, it doesn't look t-that bad, Sasuke."
"Really?" Sasuke asked, taking it in to consideration.
"Nope. You look like Orochimaru barfed on your head!" he said, fallling off the bed.
"SHUT UP AND HELP ME FIX MY HAIR!" Sasuke replied.
"Why should I?" Itachi asked, still laughing.
"Because…JUST HELP ME.." Sasuke said.
"Nah, I'm good." He said, assuming his position on his bed.
"Ok, Itachi." Sasuke said quietly, leaving the room.
"CRAP! I MESSED UP MY NAILS!" Itachi said, staring in horror at his nails.
What will Itashee do about his nails?
What is Sasuke planning to do to Itashee?
Itashee: STOP CALLING ME I- Change my name to its correct spelling please...
Me: Sure ^.^
Itachi (Itashee): PLEASE RE- CHANGE MY NAME BACK KASUMI!
Me: No. As I was saying, please re-
Itachi: Um...I was wondering...what happens to my nails...
Me: IF YOU WOULD STOP INTERRUPTING ME, I COULD FINISH AND YOU COULD GO REPAINT YOUR NAILS!
Itachi: ....
Me: Thank you, now p-
Hidan: PLEASE REVIEW!
Me: Thank you, Hidan.
Hidan: You're not welcome, teme.
While I go slap Hidan, PLEASE REVIEW!