Chapter 1
(Disclaimer: I don't own FMA. All 7 of the homunculi are in this, making it impossible for it to have actually taken place, but it was never meant to be serious anyway. Will I ever write something serious about FMA? We'll see. Right now I'm too lazy to write the two serious ideas I have, so just take whatever this is.)
Greed rolled. It was finally, finally his turn. Somehow or another, he and his siblings had ended up playing Monopoly. Well, they hadn't played very long yet. They'd gotten everything set up only to argue about who should go first. Eventually the decided to go in order of age. The only person against this was Wrath.
Of course, that meant Greed had been forced to sit through Pride and Lust's turns as they took up property that should be his. But now it was his turn, and he was moving ten spaces. Farther than either of them had made it. He stopped and looked up.
"I'll buy it," he announced.
Pride, Lust, Envy, and Wrath all proceeded to exchange glances.
"What? I'll buy it. How much?"
"Greed. . ." Lust started. "You can't buy jail."
"What?" Greed asked. "Do you know who I am?"
His siblings exchanged glances again, this time with varying levels of frustration and dread.
"I'm Greed! I want everything you can think of!"
"Greed. . ." Pride started warningly.
"Don't," Lust added.
He ignored them both. "Money and women, power and sex. Status. Glory. I demand the finer things. And I want that square!"
A silence fell over them as they stared at Greed.
"Seriously Greed? Just give me the dice!" Envy shouted.