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"YES, YOU ARE"
"YES, YOU ARE!"
"NO, I'M NOT!"
"YES, YOU ARE!"
"NO, I'M NOT!"
"YES, YOU ARE!"
"NO, I'M NOT!"
"YES, YOU ARE!"
"OSUWARI!!"
A broken-nosed Inuyasha created yet another crater caused by the dread "osuwati".
"WADD'A DO THAT FOR, WENCH?!"
Trying to remaining calm, Kagome only answered, "Cuz you called me a wench."
"Well, you are."
"Osuwari."
"I'm not surprised. Lord Inuyasha does love calling that miko a wench."
Sango, Miroku, Shippo, and Kirara only looked around to search for the voice.
"Over here!"
Myoga was sitting on Shippo's shoulder, trying to abstain himself from drinking Shippo's blood.
"They do get annoying sometimes," stated Miroku.
"Why not I curse him, then? I will definitely get squashed by Lord Inuyasha, but it will be hilarious."
"You know, Myoga, you got a point," said Shippo.
"AAHHHHH! HENTAI!!" screamed Sango.
"Can you also curse Miroku, Myoga?" asked Sango.
"I'll just do Lord Inuyasha, first. Set up camp. By tomorrow morning, Lord Inuyasha will only be able to say 'Yes, you are.' But he still can answer you guys through writing, though."
The gang then set up camp and ate dinner.
While Inuyasha was of chasing Shippo, Sango decided to tell Kagome of the plan.
"Will it really work?"
"If Myoga is telling the truth. But honestly, I think he is also tired of hearing you two argue."
"Let's go to sleep, then, and let Myoga do his work."