A/N: Just a little thing I wrote at 4am this morning, following a dream I had. Mindless drabble involving me, Severus, and a lovely corset! If you like it, then yay! If you don't, don't bother reviewing, just piss off. :D
"What are you watching?" A deep voice by my ear drawled.
"Hmm? Oh, nothing," I replied innocently, turning to face the owner of said deep voice.
The man quirked an eyebrow, "Then why is the video entitled 'Sweet Transvestite: Harry Potter' paused on an image of me?"
"Oh, er, well.. I--"
"You've finally found a way to mix your two favourite obsessions," He stated simply.
"I knew you wouldn't mind, Sev," I said and, smiling, planted a kiss on his cheek.
He growled in response, only making me grin even more.
"I hope you haven't found any with me in that terrible corset of his--" his face paled as I smirked, "..have you?"
He sounded genuinely scared now. I laughed, "No," his shoulders slumped in relief, "but there is a very similar corset – with matching gloves – on eBay for a very reasonable price!"
He froze for a moment, then backed away, muttering, "No, no, no…"
"Yes, yes, yes! I ordered it a while ago, so it should be here today.. Oh! Is that the post I hear?" I cackled evilly and ran to check the post. Sure enough, there was a promising-looking package waiting.
I opened it with delight, "Oh, Sevvy, you must come and see this!"
He entered the kitchen with a very resigned look on his face. "It better fit after all this," he muttered.
A/N: So there. If I was any good at drawing, I would so draw him in that corset! If you want to watch the video (NOT MINE, by the way) here's a link, just remove the spaces - uk. youtube. com/watch? v1fjlfQn 35dM