A Severe Case of the Tug Burn, by Dickfart
Hiro Hamada was diagnosed with a severe case of puberty one day. His robot told him "it is healthy of a boy of your age to masturbate a minimum of five times per day."
"The term is NUT, Baymax," said Hiro, copping an attitude. "God. Get with the program."
"Which program would you like me to install, Hiro?"
"The one where you beat it so that I can beat it," said Hiro, watching Tadashi's futanari porn and getting extra frisky about it.
"Understood. Engage in... PRIVACY," said Baymax, turning off.