Simply Put

by Varietygirl9143

A collection of extremely random summaries of any ship I feel like writing about. Feel free to put in a request. Warning: has caused massive bouts of quizzical look-itis.

1. DracoxHermione

Simply Put

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I disclaim.

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The shortest Dramione ever.

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Draco and Hermione fight.

Draco randomly rejects his family, belief system, pretty much everything.

Hermione randomly accepts everything about him, even the Sesame Street tattoo on his upper thigh.

Draco and Hermione keep their sudden, random relationship a secret because they know Harry and Ron and pretty much everyone won't be happy.

Harry and Ron and pretty much everyone figure it out because Draco and Hermione aren't very subtle.

Harry and Ron and pretty much everyone get not happy. They get very mad.

Hermione manages to convince everyone to accept everyone.

Draco and Harry become best friends… but not Ron, because Ron sucks. So Ron isn't invited to any slumber parties.

Everyone is happy. Especially Hermione.

The End.