Love, the Universe and a crazy assasin droid

by ZabuzaHyuuga

You all have played the game but what really went on in Revans head throughout it? All entangled in a love story, with a crazy assassin droid and a guy without a lower mouth. ALSO I HATE JUHANI SO I REPLACED HER WITH BRIANNA handmaiden FROM KOTOR 2

HEY Well 2nd fanfic for me my first was a love story from an anime called Naruto anyway hope you enjoy Don't own star wars u know the drill

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Love, the universe, and a crazy assassin droid

2:00 AM Endar Spire Above Taris

"mmmmm Padme you" RANDOM EXPLOSION "Holy shit what the hell!!" At that moment some weird guy ran into my room. "Quick we gotta leave the sith are attacking by the way I'm Trask your roomy I watch you while you sleep now lets go" "Ok kill sith, rescue hot chick, escape OK LETS GO" "I grabbed my clothes my blaster and my trusty sword" As we ran out the door we watched some poor sods get shot up by sith. For some reason my vision went widescreen and I just stood there……… oh well. As I beheaded 2/3 sith soldiers who armor was totally badass I noticed Trask only shot one in the foot. "OH COMON" SLICE Off came his head.

As we rounded the next corner we ran into more sith who I killed while Trask stood there shooting the wall. I took their belongings and threw them into my invisible back pack which never seems to fill up. As we ran into the corridor leading to the bridge we found a Jedi and a Dark Jedi fighting. Once again I went into widescreen mode and I watched the Jedi and Dark Jedi die in an explosion. Well there goes my lightsaber. When we finally got the bridge I went widescreen again (seriously no more stim packs) and everyone died in an explosion….. again. After I stole their belongings, and pondered for a moment why a fearless empire still uses republic credits to buy things, our fearless leader Carth Onasi, who hid the whole battle, randomly changes my vision to a blue pixilated picture of him and says bastilla escaped to taris. (Pussy Jedi) So we ran for the escape pods, adding more sith items to my magic backpack, I killed enough sith that I started to wonder how we were losing this war than I looked at trask…..oh yea.

When we reached a door I went into widescreen mode and Trask thought a sword could beat something that just melted through his blaster. He challenged a sith master instead of locking the door. I shrugged and continued. Killed some more sith, than I came to a room with 2 decisions, kill sith with gas kill, sith with droid. I chose droid. Toys are fun. I repaired my friend and he head shotted every sith, than he died in an explosion. (SERIOUSLEY WTF MAN) I did however get a cool vibrating sword from the sith I guessed was gay cause his armor was pink. As I reached Carth I kicked his ass in the escape pod than I hit my head on the door. DAMN MY TALLNESS.

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Kinda weak first chap but better ones to come the Endar Spire scene just wasn't easy to make fun off. 