My first Story! :D Yay. So, before you guys get all, "Pshhh, nube." on me, I'd like to take a moment to say... "PLEASE PLEASE READ THIS FIRST CHAPTER" and THEN decide! If there's one rule in my stories, it's No Judging. And if you don't agree, you're probably stupid. ;P Just kidding. I know you are. X)

Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Literally nothing. Really, not even the computer I'm using to write this.

But really, do any of us?

And on that hipster note...


Alone on one cloudless-blue-sky of a day, Ron and Hermione were walking down a rickety, rough, uneven path.

These best friend-enemies were strolling, hand in hand, toward the great lake, where they could almost feel the great rumbles of the giant squid and hear the faint

gurgles of the merpeople. They plopped down lazily and leaned against the roots of a tall, shady tree.

Basking in their glory, they smiled at each other, and Hermione blushed furiously. As they both looked out towards the serene lake they had admired for many years whilst

wearing expressions of utmost accomplishment and pride, the friends gazed upon a bobbling sphere of untidy, black, matted hair floating in the middle of the lake.

Ron and Hermione's smiles went even wider. They would have to remember this day, for this was the day they had accomplished something big. This was the day Ron and

Hermione were sidekicks no longer, for they had murdered the Boy Who Lived.

They had killed Harry James Potter.


SHORT.

I know. But, did you like it? I will definitely write more if you guys are curious. This was just to set up the premise and get a feel for what is to come. Now that we know (or think we know) who dunnit, how do you think this story will unfold? If you have any suggestions for this, comments, concerns, questions, or just want an anger outlet, PLEASE REVIEW. JUST DO IT. DON'T OVER-THINK IT.

Thanks so much you guys!

~Snape-is-Smelleh