The Adventures of Itachi and Fluffy the Unicorn

by Reancarnation

What happens when Itachi goes nuts, leaves Atasuki? And pairs up with a Unicorn named Fluffy? Well, he gets bored and does random things. RETARDED AS IT MAY SOUND! It is really just random. SO! If your in for a good laugh, or just to see wacko. READ THIS!

1. Chapter 1

BEWARE! THIS WAS MADE WHILE BEING BORED!

You have had your warning! Proceed with Caution!

Itachi and Fluffy the Unicorn!

(p.s. Isn't that title convincing?)

Chapter 1

One day Itachi was walking with partner in crime, Fluffy.

They were bored so they decided to kidnap Sasuke.

But first they went shopping. For their secret evil weapon worse than a gun will ever be……

And that was MARSHMALLOWS!

Yes! The super duper evil weapon was marshmallows.

They bought the marshmallows and where on their way to Sasukes' House.

Soon they approached the house.

They were prepared marshmallows and all to kidnap him.

But they were shocked when they saw at the front door of Sasukes' House.

Ladies and Gentlemen what they saw was Sasuke French kissing Naruto.

Then they waited and hid under the invisibility cloak.

Naruto walked of the gate blushing.

Then they walked in still under the invisibility cloak.

And attacked Sasuke by smothering him with Marshmallows.

To be continued…..

Invisibility Cloak- It's a cloak the keeps you invisible. From Harry Potter!