Kitsune no Baka
Look at me! I really need to update my other fics, but I got this REALLY good idea for a
fic (I hope… *panic) I hope you like!
Hiei: What are you talking about? No one likes your stories.
AND!? What's your point? So what, it's not like I care.
Hiei: Than shut-up and stop acting like anyone's there.
No. I like doing this and it's a great waste of time, so there!
Hiei: Hn. *walks away*
Anyways, *sticks tongue out at Hiei* Here's a new fic.
Disclaimer: Me no own *tear* But I will someday you'll see! Yu Yu Hakusho will be mine!!
Summery: This just gibberish. It really has no plot! Basically, The Yu Yu Hakusho bunch were invited onto 'Kit Live' (korny, I know.) Things get WAY outta control, and Kuwabara fans? I don't suggest you read this. I don't like Kuwabara at all. For all I care, he could just disappear and never be seen again! I have my reasons so please, don't get pissed. I gave you fare warning. Onto da fic! da, da, da, DA!
Kit: Hello, ladies and gentlemen. And youkai. *nods at the huge section of various youkai* Today, I'll be interviewing the well known and thought of, Yu Yu Hakusho bunch!
Yu Yu Hakusho bunch walks out.
Kit: Well, lets introduce these lovely bishounen. *notices Kuwabara* Lets introduce these MOSTLY lovely bishounen. The cocky Yusuke. *points*
Yusuke blows kisses out to all the fan girls in the audience. They faint.
Kit: The lovely Kurama.
Kurama bows and all the fan girls faint, some boys included…
Kit: The, um… Kuwabara!
Crickets chirp as Kuwabara acts like he's popular.
Kit: *clears throat* and the ever quiet and dark Hiei!!
Hiei just stands there. Some girls faint, Black Dragon was carried out on a stretcher for fainting into a coma.
Kit: Anyways, onto the show!
Everyone sits down, the Yu Yu Hakusho bunch sit in their chairs in the stage… like… thing…
Kit: So, Yusuke. How's life treating you?
Yusuke: It's decent. I've gained a new hobby, though!
Everyone looks at him through curios eyes, as Yusuke sits there smiling evilly at everyone.
Yusuke: Well, every other day, my girlfriend, Keiko, comes over to my place and we-
Kit: Well, isn't that nice! Onto Kurama! Kurama, how is your life treating you?
Kurama: Very well. School's going well, as usual, and kaasan still doesn't suspect anything about why I was gone so often earlier in the year. Yomi has kept me very busy, and kaasan thinks I have a big job.
Kit: Okay *smile* Kuwabara…
Kuwabara: Well, me and Yukina ar-
Kit: Good for you! Hiei, your turn! *eyes sparkle*
Hiei: My life now revolves around my employer, Muriko, and my katana.
Kit: Well, how very interesting. Well, while I think of some more questions to ask these people/ youkai, lets take some questions from the audience. You, back there, girl in the navy blue shirt! What's your name and question?
Girl in the Navy Blue Shirt: Yeah, Hi, um, My name's Sarah McCord, and, like, I've got a question, like, for Kuwabara.
Kuwabara: Yes?
Sarah McCord: Yeah, like, why are you so, like, stupid?
Kuwabara: I try very har- HEY! THAT'S NOT NICE!
Kit: SECURITY!
Security: *runs out on stage-thing and grabs Kuwabara and throws him out*
Audience: *wild applause and cheering*
Kit: Okay! I've got a question! Yusuke, are you ever going to ask Keiko to marry you?
Yusuke: I don't know. We're having a lot of fun having-
Kit: Onto the next question from the audience! You, in with the green hair!
Green haired Girl: Kurama! Why are you so HOT!!!
Fan Girls and some boys: YEAH!!!!
Kurama: *sweat drop* Uh… Because?
Fan Girls and some boys: *faint*
Kit: Well, we'll be taking a short Commercial break so that the building can be emptied of, well, them. *points to fainted fan girls and some boys* SEE YA SOON!