Die, Die My Darling
Chapter 1
The Earth boy must die. He has caused me problems for far too long. I have been on this Earth for far too long. I am now a "Junior" in Earth Hi Skool years and I can tell the Tallest are getting impatient with Earth not being destroyed yet. The Dib-Stink keeps ruining my plans, I WILL destroy him, then the Earth. How? How can I do this? Humans are weakened by cute. Maybe I can destroy the Earth monkey with cute. I must do further research on what humans are weakened by, there must be more!
"Gir! Come here!" Zim yells out as Gir was running around.
"Yessssss, Master?"
"Watch the base as I go out to the learning center. I need to get away from you for a while and I need to learn things about the disgusting humans."
"Imma make waffles!" Gir yells and runs off screaming about waffles.
I don't even know why I bother with that robot.
Zim makes his way out of his base and down the street. Avoiding getting near any of the humans on the street, he just kept thinking about Dib. How he might destroy him and the glory he will soon feel from his victory. Zim could see the Library building coming up, so he sped up his pace, especially since he saw a group of children coming his way and he wanted to get as far from them as possible. Avoiding the crying child on the steps of the library, he quickly made his way in.
"Library human, I have questions you must answer for Zim!" he yelled for the Librarian that was helping a girl with a book.
"Yes, how can I help you?"
"What would you say is a human weakness that I can read about? Things that all humans want and they can't resist it? Tell me!"
"Well, aside from basic survival needs, a lot of people want to be loved.a lot of people will do anything for it and are willing to make ultimate sacrifices to have it."
"Ultimate sacrifices?"
"Yes, some people are willing to die or even kill for those they love."
"Hmmm… that is interesting. I must know more about this love thing you humans feel."
"Would you you like me to get you some reading about it"
"Sure, Library human."
"Great, I will be back soon. Just wait here." She smiled at Zim as she ran off to get him books as he waited for her at the counter.
"Here you go, Mister." She grinned as she handed the books to Zim.
"Very well, I will now be on my way!" Zim yelled as checked out the books and left.
Whispering to himself as he walked down the street, he read the titles "Romeo and Juliet, The Note Book, The Fault in Our Stars, and The Guide to Love. Ugh…. these titles makes Zim want to make little sicky noises but I must know these to destroy the Dib." As Zim said that he saw Dib across the street from where they were. Zim's smile broke out into one of pure evil as Dib glared at him and walked away with his sister Gaz.