Author's Note: I don't even know.
Warnings: Crack.
Summary: Milly vowed that she'd see Lelouch in a skirt in front of the entire Ashford Academy student body yet.
"Wear it!"
"No- Get away from me!"
"Wear it, I say!"
"Shit, someone hold him down!"
"Sorry, Lelouch."
"Traitor!"
"Rope- get rope!"
"AAARGH!"
"Oh, come on you wuss. I bet that didn't hurt."
"Yes it did!"
Lelouch glared indignantly from where he was tightly bound to a chair in the middle of the Student Council room. "This is injustice!" He spluttered angrily. "You have no right to- to tie me up like some kind of-"
"Oh, shut up," Milly advised cheerfully. "It's not going to kill you."
"I think dying would be a better option, actually."
"You and your pride," Milly said airily, waving her hand. "Now someone grab his legs."
"Wha- NO!" Lelouch flailed helplessly. "Get away! Suzaku, help me!"
"Ah, sorry Lelouch," Suzaku said again, suppressing a smile. "I can't disobey the president."
"You sadistic bastard!"
And soon enough, Lelouch vi Brittania, the 11th prince and 99th emperor of the Brittanian Empire found himself stripped of both his pride and masculinity in front of the entire Ashford Academy student body.
"I hate my life," moaned Lelouch as he endured jeers from the male population and happy squeals from the females.
"Oh come on, it's not that bad. At least you look cute-"
"Hey, Lamperouge! Do you dress up like that all the time or are you doing it to get Kururugi in bed?"
Suzaku was forced to restrain Lelouch before he made a nosedive for the window.
I am absolutely in LOVE with Code Geass. I recently finished watching the entire series, and GOD I LOVE IT SO MUCH AHHHH
Also I have no idea where this little drabble came from. ^_^;