ok this is supposed to be funny but it's like 4am and i havent slept for almost 24 hrs so it's probably horrible :P anyways...
DISCLAIMER: i don't own twilight..sadly :(
Bella POV:
"Alice i'm SO bored, find us something to do." I complained. Alice, Rose and I were the only ones at home. Emmett, Jasper and Edward were all out hunting, Carlisle and Esme were at some function for the hospital and Nessie was at Jacobs. Ever since her second birthday, I've been calling her Nessie to, it's shorter than Renesme.
"Ooh, i know what we do," shouted Alice, "lets prank call someone." I thought about it "sounds good, come on Rose your helping" she looked up from her magazine, "ok, as long as we get to prank Mike Newton" her eyes had an evil glint, "excellent" said Alice pulling out her phone.
"Ok Mike first," i said. the phone rang twice before someone picked up. "Hello Mike speaking." Rosalie made her voice sound sexy. "hey mike, how are you?" there was a pause at the end of the line "err, I'm good. Who is this?", "it's Rosalie, I was wondering if you wanted to go out tonight?" she purred into the phone. Mike stuttered "sure, where and when?" "7:30 at the lodge. Tell everyone about us going." Mike was so dim witted he would do anything Rose said. "oh, and also Bella will be there." "Sure, I'll meet you there. Tell Bella I'll save her from Edward one day." When I heard that last part I almost choked on air. Rose hung up then and we all burst out laughing. "It's going to be so funny when we turn up there with the guys" Alice choked out between giggles. "How'd you know that was the plan?" said rose. Alice just tapped her head knowingly. "oh oops" said rose. "what's so funny?" said Jasper, walking through the door. "oh nothing" we all said at the same time. We looked at each other and burst back into giggles.