Disclaimer: I thought that I should write another one shot, because the first one did so well. This is a little bit more of what Loki would do if he asked Siri something. Please Review!
After the previous incident with the smart phone, Loki was determined ti try it again. He must conquer such a tiny device.
What happened last time didn't end well. After asking a question, and Siri giving a response of I don't know, Loki blew the phone to bits. But he wasn't the type to fail and not get revenge. He had to do this.
Loki: Siri, what is the temperature on Azgard today?
Siri: There is no wifi connection, please try again.
Loki: Search google maps for the quickest flying route to Earth.
Siri: Calling Flynn Routeth.
Loki: NO! Map out the quickest way to Earth.
Siri: I don't know what you mean. Would you like me to pull up a web search for 'No map out the quickest way to earth?'
Loki: Just Calculate the chances of there being a Avengers squeal.
Siri: I can't do that.
Loki: WHY?!
Siri: You have not installed the calculator app to my system yet.
Loki: YOU CAME WITH A CALCULATOR APP!
Siri: I need the Calculator pro.
Loki: FINE!
Siri: I have found six fine music shops near you. If this is not the answer you are looking for the I think that the proper saying is FIVE.
Loki: *groan*
Siri: I'm sorry. I don't understand. Please speak clearly and loudly into the microphone.
Loki: Thank you Siri.
Siri: You're welcome.
Loki: REALLY! OF ALL THE THINGS I HVE SAID, THATS WHAT YOU UNDERSTAND?!
Siri: I have found ten anger management facilities close by. Would you like me to make an appointment?
Int the end, Loki couldn't take it anymore. So remember kids: Stay in school, don't do drugs, and never, absolutely never, ask Siri for directions.
Review this story if you like that Siri is an idiot. Please Review!
~Raven