Disclaimer: This is very clearly not my own. The characters belong to J.K. Rowling and the song belongs to the musical/movie Chicago.
A/N: I can't believe I wrote this. Please forgive me.
The Hogwarts Tango
Dumbledore:
The six Sandra Spellcasters of the Hogwarts Dungeon present their rendition of the Hogwarts Tango
Parvati:
Ha
Ginny:
Cho
Pansy:
Mine
Fleur:
Jamais
Hermione:
Snob
McGonagall:
Sprout
Parvati:
Ha
Ginny:
Cho
Pansy:
Mine
Fleur:
Jamais
Hermione:
Snob
McGonagall:
Sprout
Parvati:
Ha
Ginny:
Cho
Pansy:
Mine
Fleur:
Jamais
Hermione:
Snob
McGonagall:
Sprout
Everyone:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
Hermione:
I betcha you would have done the same!
Parvati:
Ha
Ginny:
Cho
Pansy:
Mine
Fleur:
Jamais
Hermione:
Snob
McGonagall:
Sprout
Parvati:
You'd think after five years I'd get used to it
All the teasing
All that stupid red hair
And how he was always laughing at something
But one day I heard him giggling in Trelawney's class and I decided enough was enough
So I turned around and said;
"Ron Weasley, you stop your God-damned giggling!"
He laughed harder
So I pulled out my wand and gave him a warning spell
Right through the chest
Everyone:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
Ginny:
I was always there for Harry
Right in front of his pretty green eyes
But, no
He only seemed to be able to see her
Cho
He pinned after that slut like she was a bag of Galleons
One day he joked that if we were the same age he'd go out with me
I told him there was a way we could be the same age
Next Saturday I'll be sixteen and so will he...
...forever!
Everyone:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself
To blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself
to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
Hah! He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!
Pansy:
It was real late one night and I went out for a midnight snack
I've always kept a stash of candy where no one could find it
So I slip out of my room and up the stairs
When I get to the Whining Wardrobe on the fifth floor I heard a strange crunching sound
And there was Goyle
Stuffing his face with MY candy!
And then, in a tragic accident, he fell out the window
He was accidentally blasted through it!
Everyone:
Ha, Cho
Mine, Jamais
Snob, Sprout
Ha, Cho
Mine, Jamais
Snob, Sprout
Ha, Cho
Mine, Jamais
Snob, Sprout
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
Fluer:
Je ne comprends pas pourquoi chacun ont pense que j'ai tue la facture !
Je l'ai aime !
Je ne l'aurais jamais blesse !
Je juste ne comprends pas pourquoi je suis tenu ici!
Dumbledore:
Yeah, but did you do it?
Fluer:
Jamais; not guilty
Everyone:
He had it coming
He had it coming
Hermione:
Draco Malfoy was the most arrogant bastard of all
Always was hissing some insult at me in the halls
Calling me Mudblood and trying to hex me
Thinking he was better than everyone else
I left the library real late one evening and I was hurrying back to the common room with a big pile of books
Something fell in my path and I fell
When I looked up it was into Malfoy's smug little face
I must have banged my head when I fell because I don't remember what happened after that
It wasn't until Ginny pointed out the blood on my robes that I even knew he was dead!
He had it coming
He had it coming
He had it coming all along
I didnÕt do it.
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
Hermione:
He had it coming
Girls:
He had it coming
Hermione:
He had it coming
Girls:
He had it coming
Girls:
He had it coming
Girls:
He took a flower
Hermione:
All along
Girls:
In its prime
Hermione:
I didn't do it
Girls:
And then he used it
Hermione:
But if I'd done it
Girls:
And he abused it
Hermione:
How could you tell me
Girls:
It was a murder
Hermione:
That I was wrong?
Girls:
But not a crime!
McGonagall:
Severus and I were in love
We would go to his dungeon every night and experiment with his potions
We used the Engorgement
Dumbledore and the Girls:
EWWW!!! STOP!!!
McGonagall (blushing):
Well, anyway, very early one morning I tiptoed down to his office to meet him
But when I opened the door he was feeding a potion to someone.
Professor Sprout
He seemed to think he had a great idea
He thought we should share...
...and I thought he should drink poison!
Everyone:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
Everyone:
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Everyone:
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
All along
All along
'Cause if they used us
'Cause if they used us And they abused us
And they abused us
How could you tell us
How could you tell us That we were wrong?
That we were wrong?
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself
To blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
Parvati:
You stop your God-damned giggling
Ginny:
We can be the same age
Pansy:
MY candy
Fleur:
Je pas jamais
Hermione:
Smug little face
McGonagall:
He thought we should share
Parvati:
Ha
Ginny:
Cho
Pansy:
Mine
Fleur:
Jamais
Hermione:
Snob
McGonagall:
Sprout
A/N: I am so sorry!
A/N: I can't believe I wrote this. Please forgive me.
The Hogwarts Tango
Dumbledore:
The six Sandra Spellcasters of the Hogwarts Dungeon present their rendition of the Hogwarts Tango
Parvati:
Ha
Ginny:
Cho
Pansy:
Mine
Fleur:
Jamais
Hermione:
Snob
McGonagall:
Sprout
Parvati:
Ha
Ginny:
Cho
Pansy:
Mine
Fleur:
Jamais
Hermione:
Snob
McGonagall:
Sprout
Parvati:
Ha
Ginny:
Cho
Pansy:
Mine
Fleur:
Jamais
Hermione:
Snob
McGonagall:
Sprout
Everyone:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
Hermione:
I betcha you would have done the same!
Parvati:
Ha
Ginny:
Cho
Pansy:
Mine
Fleur:
Jamais
Hermione:
Snob
McGonagall:
Sprout
Parvati:
You'd think after five years I'd get used to it
All the teasing
All that stupid red hair
And how he was always laughing at something
But one day I heard him giggling in Trelawney's class and I decided enough was enough
So I turned around and said;
"Ron Weasley, you stop your God-damned giggling!"
He laughed harder
So I pulled out my wand and gave him a warning spell
Right through the chest
Everyone:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
Ginny:
I was always there for Harry
Right in front of his pretty green eyes
But, no
He only seemed to be able to see her
Cho
He pinned after that slut like she was a bag of Galleons
One day he joked that if we were the same age he'd go out with me
I told him there was a way we could be the same age
Next Saturday I'll be sixteen and so will he...
...forever!
Everyone:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself
To blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself
to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
Hah! He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!
Pansy:
It was real late one night and I went out for a midnight snack
I've always kept a stash of candy where no one could find it
So I slip out of my room and up the stairs
When I get to the Whining Wardrobe on the fifth floor I heard a strange crunching sound
And there was Goyle
Stuffing his face with MY candy!
And then, in a tragic accident, he fell out the window
He was accidentally blasted through it!
Everyone:
Ha, Cho
Mine, Jamais
Snob, Sprout
Ha, Cho
Mine, Jamais
Snob, Sprout
Ha, Cho
Mine, Jamais
Snob, Sprout
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
Fluer:
Je ne comprends pas pourquoi chacun ont pense que j'ai tue la facture !
Je l'ai aime !
Je ne l'aurais jamais blesse !
Je juste ne comprends pas pourquoi je suis tenu ici!
Dumbledore:
Yeah, but did you do it?
Fluer:
Jamais; not guilty
Everyone:
He had it coming
He had it coming
Hermione:
Draco Malfoy was the most arrogant bastard of all
Always was hissing some insult at me in the halls
Calling me Mudblood and trying to hex me
Thinking he was better than everyone else
I left the library real late one evening and I was hurrying back to the common room with a big pile of books
Something fell in my path and I fell
When I looked up it was into Malfoy's smug little face
I must have banged my head when I fell because I don't remember what happened after that
It wasn't until Ginny pointed out the blood on my robes that I even knew he was dead!
He had it coming
He had it coming
He had it coming all along
I didnÕt do it.
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
Hermione:
He had it coming
Girls:
He had it coming
Hermione:
He had it coming
Girls:
He had it coming
Girls:
He had it coming
Girls:
He took a flower
Hermione:
All along
Girls:
In its prime
Hermione:
I didn't do it
Girls:
And then he used it
Hermione:
But if I'd done it
Girls:
And he abused it
Hermione:
How could you tell me
Girls:
It was a murder
Hermione:
That I was wrong?
Girls:
But not a crime!
McGonagall:
Severus and I were in love
We would go to his dungeon every night and experiment with his potions
We used the Engorgement
Dumbledore and the Girls:
EWWW!!! STOP!!!
McGonagall (blushing):
Well, anyway, very early one morning I tiptoed down to his office to meet him
But when I opened the door he was feeding a potion to someone.
Professor Sprout
He seemed to think he had a great idea
He thought we should share...
...and I thought he should drink poison!
Everyone:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
Everyone:
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Everyone:
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
All along
All along
'Cause if they used us
'Cause if they used us And they abused us
And they abused us
How could you tell us
How could you tell us That we were wrong?
That we were wrong?
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself
To blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
Parvati:
You stop your God-damned giggling
Ginny:
We can be the same age
Pansy:
MY candy
Fleur:
Je pas jamais
Hermione:
Smug little face
McGonagall:
He thought we should share
Parvati:
Ha
Ginny:
Cho
Pansy:
Mine
Fleur:
Jamais
Hermione:
Snob
McGonagall:
Sprout
A/N: I am so sorry!