Disclaimer: Don't own LOTR; not a fantasy-writing genius.
Don't own Sk8er Boi; not a tie-obsessed popstar.
Thanks to:
Gwen- for proofreading, encouraging, and giving advice for
this fic.
Sk8er Boi parody. READ! REVIEW! REVIEW!
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He was a gardener
She was a princess
Can I make it anymore obvious?
He was a hobbit
She was an elf
What more can I say?
He wanted her
She'd never tell
She secretly wanted him as well
All of her friends
Stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his dirty clothes
He was a slasher boy
She said see ya later boy
He wasn't straight enough for her
She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to Middle-earth
Five years from now
She sits at home
Channel surfing
She's all alone
She turns on tv
Guess who she sees
Slasher boy rockin' up HTV (1)
She calls up her friends
They already know
And they've all got tickets to see show
She tags along
Stands in the crowd
Looks up at the midget that she turned down
He was a slasher boy
She said see ya later boy
He wasn't straight enough for her
Now he's a hobbit star
Munchin' on his candy bar
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?
He was a slasher boy
She said see ya later boy
He wasn't straight enough for her
Now he's a hobbit star
Munchin' on his candybar
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?
Sorry princess but you missed out
Well tuff luck that gardener's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends
Too bad that you couldn't see
See the midget that hobbit could be
There is more than meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside
He's just a hobbit
And I'm one too
Can I make it anymore obvious?
We are in love
Haven't you heard
How we rock each other's holes?
I'm with the slasher boy
I said see ya later boy
I'll be in our hole after the show
I'll be watching Yu-Gi-Oh
Singing the song we wrote
About a princess you used to know
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(1) Hobbit tv
If you flame, your comments will be read, thought over, and
added to the Britney bonfire! If you give me a positive
review, I'll give you sugar!
I repeat: REVIEW!
Don't own Sk8er Boi; not a tie-obsessed popstar.
Thanks to:
Gwen- for proofreading, encouraging, and giving advice for
this fic.
Sk8er Boi parody. READ! REVIEW! REVIEW!
************************************************************
He was a gardener
She was a princess
Can I make it anymore obvious?
He was a hobbit
She was an elf
What more can I say?
He wanted her
She'd never tell
She secretly wanted him as well
All of her friends
Stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his dirty clothes
He was a slasher boy
She said see ya later boy
He wasn't straight enough for her
She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to Middle-earth
Five years from now
She sits at home
Channel surfing
She's all alone
She turns on tv
Guess who she sees
Slasher boy rockin' up HTV (1)
She calls up her friends
They already know
And they've all got tickets to see show
She tags along
Stands in the crowd
Looks up at the midget that she turned down
He was a slasher boy
She said see ya later boy
He wasn't straight enough for her
Now he's a hobbit star
Munchin' on his candy bar
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?
He was a slasher boy
She said see ya later boy
He wasn't straight enough for her
Now he's a hobbit star
Munchin' on his candybar
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?
Sorry princess but you missed out
Well tuff luck that gardener's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends
Too bad that you couldn't see
See the midget that hobbit could be
There is more than meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside
He's just a hobbit
And I'm one too
Can I make it anymore obvious?
We are in love
Haven't you heard
How we rock each other's holes?
I'm with the slasher boy
I said see ya later boy
I'll be in our hole after the show
I'll be watching Yu-Gi-Oh
Singing the song we wrote
About a princess you used to know
*********************************************************
(1) Hobbit tv
If you flame, your comments will be read, thought over, and
added to the Britney bonfire! If you give me a positive
review, I'll give you sugar!
I repeat: REVIEW!