WHEE! I don't own 'em.
~*~
Sango: Okay, Miroku, let's get this over with.
Miroku: HAI!
Sango: Ano...
Miroku: What's it say?
Sango: *reads* Dear Sango and Miroku, I'm a preteen super-heroine infused with the genes of an almost extinct cat. Whenever I get too excited or nervous, my cat ears and tail pop out. This is a major pain because this happens when I'm with my crush a lot. HEEEEELP!!!
Signed, Kitty Ears
Miroku: O_O I'm out. I have no idea what to say to that.
Sango: *Sweatdrop* Guess it's up to me then... Lesee.
Letter reads: Dear Kitty Ears, Well, the simple solution would be not to let anything catch you off guard or make you nervous or overly excited, but things are never that simple. When you think your cat ears are going to pop out, just hum a song, it'll make you calm down.
Signed, Sango and Miroku
Sango: There! Finished!
Miroku: *nods approvingly* Very nice.
Sango: Oh, look! Another one!
Miroku: *reads the letter* Dear Sango and Miroku, I have an allergy to girls, whenever I get too close to one, I break out in hives. And this girl, a mysterious P.I. called "Spica, Zodiac P.I.", keeps popping up, helping me solve cases, and disappearing, taking advantage of my allergy! It's really starting to BUG me. I really wanna beat her!!!
Signed, Girl Problems
Miroku: I'll take this one! *types*
Letter reads: Dear Girl Problems,
I sympathize. Try not chasing her. This girl seems like trouble, and trouble seems to follow you. If you get her to follow you, it'll be easier to beat her than if you follow her.
~ Miroku and Sango
Sango: Good enough, Miroku. ... Another one!!! *reads the email* Dear Sango and Miroku. My ex-crush just confessed that he loves me, although he dumped me years ago. Now I think I'm in love with my stepbrother, although he's a total jerk. I don't want to love either of them! I think. HELP ME! I'm just one girl!
From, Just a girl
Sango: I'll take this. *types*
Letter reads:
Dear Just A Girl, you're very, very confused. You need to think LONG AND HARD about which guy you REALLY like, because if you can't decide, you may not end up with either. It sounds like you're in denial. You say you don't love them, but you know otherwise.
Signed, Sango and Miroku
Miroku: *nods approvingly* Very nice. Ano. ANOTHER ONE?!?!
Sango: *reads the name about the end of the letter* It says it's from "Punching Bag". *giggles* This one is funny.
~*~
CHAPTER: END
Ending credits:
Miroku: blah blah blah blah blah.
Sango: blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Miroku: We would like you to guess what anime characters wrote the letters.
Sango: If you get all three correct, you will be allowed to get a (written) hug from your anime crush, courtesy of the kind and generous author.
Miroku: But this means that you have to list your anime crush in your review!
Sango and Miroku: JA NE MINNA-SAN! And don't forget to REVIEW!
~*~
Sango: Okay, Miroku, let's get this over with.
Miroku: HAI!
Sango: Ano...
Miroku: What's it say?
Sango: *reads* Dear Sango and Miroku, I'm a preteen super-heroine infused with the genes of an almost extinct cat. Whenever I get too excited or nervous, my cat ears and tail pop out. This is a major pain because this happens when I'm with my crush a lot. HEEEEELP!!!
Signed, Kitty Ears
Miroku: O_O I'm out. I have no idea what to say to that.
Sango: *Sweatdrop* Guess it's up to me then... Lesee.
Letter reads: Dear Kitty Ears, Well, the simple solution would be not to let anything catch you off guard or make you nervous or overly excited, but things are never that simple. When you think your cat ears are going to pop out, just hum a song, it'll make you calm down.
Signed, Sango and Miroku
Sango: There! Finished!
Miroku: *nods approvingly* Very nice.
Sango: Oh, look! Another one!
Miroku: *reads the letter* Dear Sango and Miroku, I have an allergy to girls, whenever I get too close to one, I break out in hives. And this girl, a mysterious P.I. called "Spica, Zodiac P.I.", keeps popping up, helping me solve cases, and disappearing, taking advantage of my allergy! It's really starting to BUG me. I really wanna beat her!!!
Signed, Girl Problems
Miroku: I'll take this one! *types*
Letter reads: Dear Girl Problems,
I sympathize. Try not chasing her. This girl seems like trouble, and trouble seems to follow you. If you get her to follow you, it'll be easier to beat her than if you follow her.
~ Miroku and Sango
Sango: Good enough, Miroku. ... Another one!!! *reads the email* Dear Sango and Miroku. My ex-crush just confessed that he loves me, although he dumped me years ago. Now I think I'm in love with my stepbrother, although he's a total jerk. I don't want to love either of them! I think. HELP ME! I'm just one girl!
From, Just a girl
Sango: I'll take this. *types*
Letter reads:
Dear Just A Girl, you're very, very confused. You need to think LONG AND HARD about which guy you REALLY like, because if you can't decide, you may not end up with either. It sounds like you're in denial. You say you don't love them, but you know otherwise.
Signed, Sango and Miroku
Miroku: *nods approvingly* Very nice. Ano. ANOTHER ONE?!?!
Sango: *reads the name about the end of the letter* It says it's from "Punching Bag". *giggles* This one is funny.
~*~
CHAPTER: END
Ending credits:
Miroku: blah blah blah blah blah.
Sango: blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Miroku: We would like you to guess what anime characters wrote the letters.
Sango: If you get all three correct, you will be allowed to get a (written) hug from your anime crush, courtesy of the kind and generous author.
Miroku: But this means that you have to list your anime crush in your review!
Sango and Miroku: JA NE MINNA-SAN! And don't forget to REVIEW!