One hot summer day, Caillou and mommy were outside in the backyard, tendering to their prized vegetable garden. Caillou and mommy were picking off some tasty cucumbers and tomatoes for a salad for supper.

"Just look at these green cukes," said mommy, picking off the biggest cuke on the plant. She showed it to Caillou.

"They must be very tasty!" Said Caillou, looking at it...

But then they both heard a strange noise a few metres away, and caillou asked "mommy, what is it?!"

"I don't have a fucking clue," said mommy, so Caillou stopped picking off the veges and took a closer look. It sounded like somebody's radio playing some pretty sexy dubstep, and as he got closer 'it' sounded louder and sexier and HOTTER!

"Oh boy!" Caillou found 'it' in a bayberry bush and picked it up carefully with his wee hands and wee fingers. It was a mini RCA Television, and the dubstep music was from a dutch Vodka commercial that went "AH NEH NEH NEH NEH, NUH NEH NUH NE NEH!" and the vodka was green and slowly but dramatically pouring into the wine glass.

it was sooooooooo sexy, Caillou went back to mommy and handed her the TV. She thought it was sexy, and discovered it was a Netherlands Brodcasting Program TV.

Next, 'it' played some (also dutch) bright colored flavored milk commercial with dressed up brown cows on it, one dressed even as a Princess. it was so sexy, Caillou started rubbing his privates in his pants with his right hand, and mommy stared deep into the TV, her eyes melting...

a few minutes later...

"HOLY SHIT! SHIT!" yelled mommy, her eyes LITERALLY melted out of her sockets and oozed onto the TV screen, now playing some dubbed dutch 4kids anime.

Caillou then said "oh my fucking gawd!" and told daddy, who was watering some shit in the garden with the hose. they both came back to momy, and guess what...

'it' then played a commercial in english, advertising for eyes surgery to replace lost eyeballs and all sorts of cool shit, and it showed a phone number for service...

so daddy called on the phone, and the doctors came over like magic!

so the doctors made NEW brown eyes for mommy at a discounted price of 12$. it happened in that same day but was relatively boring so it (doctor part) stops here...

2 days later

"Thanks a lot, Caillou!" Mommy said, her new eyes on her sockets. "your welcome" caillou said, once again rubbing his privates. The tv was now smashed to bits with a hammer by daddy, shouting "FUUUUCCKK!" over and over again and even shot 'it' with a pistol 12 times and them stomped on that fuckin' cursed screen.

then daddy threw the tv on the road and 'it' was ran over by a giant dump truck to shreds.