DISCLAIMER:
Me: I... own big time rush!
BTR: No you don't!
Me: Fine I don't own Big Time Rush! Happy!
All: Thrilled
Me: Hello, viewers.
Gabby: This is a story Tana...
Me:Oh... you know I always wanted my own show!
Gabby: *sigh*
Kendall: Where are we?
Me: Texas
Logan: No we are in LA. We live in LA!
Me: Well... I kiddnapped you... and we are under my house... and I live in Texas... so... ya.
James: Can I have a mirror?
Me: Of course.
Kendall: *glares at me*
Me: Hello Kendork!
Kendall: Where is everyone else?
Me: IDK! I only wanted BTR.
All: Oh.
Me:Yuppers!
Carlos: Who are you to think ou can keep us here? *walks out door then magicly pops back in scary dark room with four doors and only two of those four doors are bathrooms*
Me: This is the same room I am holding the Twilight Saga people in until Edward kisses me.
Edward from far away: NEVER!
Everyone: ? Like WTF ?
Me: *evil laugh* You do what ever I tell you to do and that is why you can't defeat me!
Logan: How did you do that?
Me: With my magical, sparkley, powerful... KEyboard of doom!
James: Um... miss keyboard of doom lady, you capitalized the E on keyboard when you said it.
Me: quiet you! I knew that *goes back and changes it*
Kendall: So why are we here?
Me: I told you seven lines ago! Look all the people are gonna go check!
All: *laughs evily*
Me: I want you to sing me a song and for Kendork to stop being a jerk-face to all my characters that I make fall in love with him!
Kendall: What?
Me: Oh I write fan fiction stories and I have maybe three about you guys.
All: *blush*
Me: Ya one is on a chick named Jaci and she falls in love with Kendall, and then runs away, and then she comes back, with a band! And another is called Hockey Heads. It's a bout a trio that are living at the palm woods. And the main girl, Chris, falls in love with Kendall. and-
Jada: CARLOS!
Me: EPP! *runns in terror*
Carlos: Wait I'm Carlos.
Jada: No that person is Carlos. Carlos isn't a girl, or a boy, Carlos is an it. Most likely hyperventalating in the bathroom right now. In the shower floor.
Carlos: Wow.
Me: EPPERS! DRAT! I'll be hiding in the clostet. On the floor!
Jada: Take a walky talky.
Me: Ok! *walks back in singing* I'm just a fool for you and I think I'm going crazy.
Kendall: I sang that song on youtube!
Me: I know. *leans into Gabby's shoulder whispering* I love Kendall!
Gabby: I know!
All: You know what?
Me: Oh nothing! *turns off lights*
Kendall: Hey! Who stole my shirt!
*lights come back on*
Me: It's so soft... oh hey Nick!
Nick: Hey!
Logan: How many of you friends are gonna be in this?
Me: Let's see... Gabby, Jada, Nick, Skittle, Twizz *sigh*, and some of my other characters.
James: Are they cute?
Me: Gabby: Pale, pale brown hair, very short, and weighs 66 pounds?
James: Does she eat?
Me: More than me! Jada: Looks like me but shorter, darker hair.
James: Nick?
Me: Boy.
James: SO?
Me: !
James: What?
Me: Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off, Biting The Carpet, Scaring The Cat, Then Nearly Dying By Falling Out The Window In Front Of A Guy Who Looks Like Bill Gates, Who Then Runs, Horrified, Out On The Street And Is Accidentally Killed By A Yellow Bulldozer!
Kendall: That makes sense!
Me: Really?
All: No
James: Skittle and Twizz?
Me: Boys.
James: Drat!
Carlos: Hey that's my thing!
Me: NO! It's mine! Oh well! Come on Logan Lerman and Kendall, I'm not sure if I mean Kendall that is shirtless, or Kendall Schmidt...
Gabby: Aren't they the same person?
Me: NO!
Logan: Whack job!
Me: *starts sobbing*
Gabby: She's not crazy she's just- hey your cute!
Me: *stops sobbing* you can rent him for 50 bucks.
Gabby: *eyes Logan* okay! But can you write me up some Kevin Schmidt and Justin Beiber too?
Me: How dare you say that repluseive name in my story!
Gabby: I'm sorry Tana!
Me: No! Get out and take Logan and Kevin with you... you... monster!
Gabby: So I'll see you at my house for the crowning of the new vampire king and queen? (IM TELLING THE TRUTH WE ACTUALLY HAD THIS FIGHT AND THE VAMPIRE THING IS BARBIES... TAYLOR SWIFT AND TRENT ARE THE KING AND QUEEN SHE WEARS A MINI SKIRT TANK TOP AND EDWARD CULLEN'S JACKET... WITH EDWARD AND TRENT SHIRTLESS... *SIGH*)
Me: Wouldn't miss it!
Twizz and Skittle: I thought you already put us in the story!
Me: Different story different day!
Gabby: Your shave them to aren't you?
Me: *huggs Kendall* I would never shave his smexxiness! The others maybe...
Kendall: What's smexxi?
Me: Nothing, nothing at all.
Gabby: I'm in a realationship.
Me: Right. That's just what you want us to think!
Gabby: Whatever *grabbs logan and kevin and walks home*
Me: I don't know why she is walking she lives like a mile away.
Skittle: Tana!
Me: What?
Skittle: I thought you liked me!
Me: I do and Twizzy but... he is smexxi! XD
Twizz: WTF? What is smexxi?
Me: IDK! But Logon Lerman is also smexxi. *holds up shaving kit* who wants to help me shave the dogs?
Gabby: You can't shave them! Jacob is so hott... when he has hair!
Me: Not anymore! *evil laugh*
James: That is all the time we have here!
Logan: Tune in next time!
Carlos: Please?
Kendall: She will kill us!
Me: No I wouldn't... welll.. ya... i would miss you to much!