Yami Malik sighed as Bakura was rummaging through his apartment. "Look
Bakura I don't have it" Yami Malik claimed as he sat down on his couch. "I
have a big feeling you do have it" Bakura barked in anger. "What exactly
are you looking for?" Yami Malik asked as he slid into a sleeping position.
"Um, well actually I don't know?" he said slightly confused. A dark shadow
moved across the floor from Bakura and rammed right into the window. Yami
Malik bolted up "What was that?" he asked worried Bakura had gone to the
stage of throwing stuff. "I don't know that black thing did it" Bakura
pointed to the window.
Yami Malik closed the window and went towards his kitchen "Hey want anything Bakura" called Yami Malik. "Who's Bakura?" Bakura called. "Eh?" Yami Malik looked back in his lounge room to see Bakura huddled in a corner. "Why are you in the corner?" Yami Malik asked. "That eye keeps staring at me" Bakura pointed as the millennium ring was on the floor. Yami Malik looked at him confused. "Bakura have you lost your mind?" Yami Malik asked. Bakura stared up at him with innocent eyes. "WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE WITH BAKURA!!!" Yami Malik shouted rocking Bakura like mad. He soon stopped as he heard the sound of sobbing coming from him. "Are you crying Bakura?" Yami Malik asked. The door opened and in came Ryou and Malik. "What are you two doing?" Malik asked as the two were on the floor.
"You idiot what the heck did you do!" Malik shouted. Yami Malik glared at his other self "Nothing!!!" he hissed. Ryou just chuckled, he was enjoying this. "Ryou why are you laughing at a time like this?" Malik asked. "Well no more beatings for me, that is until he becomes normal" Ryou said twirling the Millennium ring. "I did beatings to you?" the confused Bakura said. Ryou nodded and Malik sighed. "Yep and you did a good job too" Yami Malik muttered. "UP YOURS!" Shouted Ryou to Yami Malik. Yami Malik looked at him with darting cold eyes "SAY THAT AGAIN!" He dared. "UP YOURS ISHTAR!" Ryou shouted adding an extra. "TAKE THAT BACK MOP HEAD!" Yami Malik screamed. "STUFF YOU BLEACH HEAD!" Ryou retorted back adding "no offence Malik". "No I'll just pretend I never heard you" Malik muttered. The bickering went on a little longer.
"YOUR SO IMMUTURE!" Ryou shouted. "YOU'RE A GIRLY GIRL NO WONDER YOUR GOOD FOR NOTHING!" Screamed Yami Malik. Ryou was about to fight back when a pair of hands wrapped themselves around Ryou's waist. Ryou looked up in shock as Bakura was hugging him. "I'm sorry" he whispered in Ryou's ear. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING BAKURA!!! DON'T GO SO SOFT!!!" Yami Malik screeched in anger at his friend. "I think it's time we went home" Ryou said shrugging Bakura off him. Ryou headed to the door with his backpack and left "Well nice meeting you!" Bakura said and ran out after his look alike. "I've got a head ache" Yami Malik said and went into the kitchen. "I'll see him tomorrow, I might give Ishizu a call" Malik said and headed to the phone.
"So your me and I'm you" Bakura asked while the two made their was down the street. Ryou only sighed in disbelief, he couldn't believe what was happening, was he happy?. "Yo! Ryou!" called out a female voice. Ryou turned around to see one of his class mates Chiihariko Ekari. "Hey Chii" Ryou said. "You look a bit down are you ok?" she asked with some concern. "Nope" Ryou muttered. "Liar, What's happened to Bakura? Where's his icy stare gone?" Chiihariko asked. "I think Bakura has Amnesia" Ryou said. "Oh! That's bad, but it could be good" Chiihariko said with a smile. "Yeah I guess, well I better head home" Ryou said. "Is Malik home?" she asked. Ryou nodded "why?" he asked. "Ah! I just want to annoy the hell out of him, he stuck a dead frog in my back pack" she said. Ryou raised a brow "I didn't know that" he said with a little chuckle. Bakura stared into a shop window bored as. "Well seeya Ryou, Bye Bakura!" Chiihariko called and walked in the opposite direction. "I want that" Bakura said pointing to a skateboard. Ryou chuckled "You! You skateboard". "Sk-aate-boardd" he prounounced out slowly.
Tea sat in her room smiling at the ceiling. "Hello Again Mr. Ceiling! How was your day?" she asked smiling back at it. The ceiling just stared at her. "My day was great thanks" she said back. "Tea what are you doing?" called her mother. "Talking to Mr. Ceiling she called. "Again!" he mother called back "Phone Dear!". Tea's eyes lit up and she ran to her phone. "YAMI YOU DECIDED TO GO OUT WITH ME!!!" She screamed into the phone. There was a pause on the other line. "You make me sick sometimes you know" said the voice. "REALLY! SORRY TO HEAR!" Tea shouted back happily. "Tea DID you somehow break into my house again and steal Mine and Bakura's underwear?" Ryou called into the phone. "Ummmmm.YEAH I THINK I DID!" She called back happily "AND I STOLE YUGI AND YAMI'S AND KAIBA'S TOO!" She shouted back happily. "Tea.I WANT MY UNDERWEAR BACK!!!" Ryou screamed back into the phone. "OKIES I GIVE THEM BACK TOMORROW AT SCHOOL! GOTTA GO! ANOTHER CALL COMING!" Tea said and hung up the phone. You could just hear Ryou screaming back "NOOOOOOOOO!!!".
"MERRY CHRISTMAS TEA GARDENER SPEAKING!" Tea shouted into the phone. "No need to shout! And it's not Christmas" said a calm but cold voice. "Isn't it? Is this the grim reaper ready to take me to heaven?" she asked. There was a pause "I wish" said the voice. "You do? I hope it comes true then" Tea said. "YOU wouldn't HAVE broken through my security system and steal MY laundry of UNDERWEAR would YOU TEA!!!" called a very annoyed Seto. "SETO! YOU AGREED TO GO OUT WITH ME!!!" Screamed Tea in joy. There was a pause again "I'd rather eat street dirt" muttered Kaiba. "A YEAH I HAVE YOUR BLACK, BLUE AND WHITE UNDERWEAR!" Tea screamed into the phone holding up Kaiba's underwear to her head. "THEIR SITTING ON MY HEAD!". "FOR GODS SAKE WOMAN ARE YOU MAD! GET THEM OFF YOUR HEAD AND RETURN THEM NOW!" Seto shouted into the phone. "Another call coming through Kaiba! I'll return them at school tomorrow, seeya!" Tea said and hung up the phone with a large smile on her. You could just hear Kaiba screaming "YOU BIIIIITCH!!!".
"GARDENERS RESIDENCE THE LOVELY DAUGHTER TEA IS TALKING!" Tea shouted. "Tea I will send you to the shadow realm tomorrow! Your soooo dead" warned a familiar voice. "YAMI! YOU CALLED! YOU LOVE ME! I LOVE YOU! MARRY ME!" Tea shouted frantically. "Your evil you know Tea, AND I WOULDN'T EVEN BE SEEN WITH YOU! YOU CRAZY MAD WOMAN AND I WANT MY UNDERWEAR BACK YOU WOMAN UNDERWEAR (panty lol) THEIF!!!" Yami screamed back into the phone. "You all must love me! I had a call from Ryou! And a call from Seto! And now you!" Tea said hugging the phone and falling on her bed. "WRETCHED WOMAN! LISTEN TO ME I WANT MY UNDERWEAR BACK AND YUGI TOO!" Yami ranted on. "Tea dear your favorite show Teletubies afternoon is on" Mrs. Gardener called. "TELETUBIES ARE OUR FRIENDS!" Tea shouted jumping up and down. "Tele what?" Yami asked. "GOT TO GO YAMI, LOVE YOUUUUU!!! I'LL BRING YOUR UNDERWEAR TO SCHOOL TOMORROW!" Tea said and slammed the phone. She skipped out of the room.
"Big brother why are you on the floor?" Mokuba asked as he slipped into his office. "Tea stole my underwear again" he murmured on the floor. Mokuba's face screwed up and burst out laughing. "Well don't put mine on, remember the last time you tried mine on?" Mokuba said. Seto groaned. Tea stole them before while he was having a bath, he needed something so he borrowed Mokuba's but was very tight. "Mokuba!!!" Seto whined. "I'll get them back!" Mokuba said and ran out of the room. Seto got up off the floor and sighed.
"What happened?" Bakura asked. "Tea broke in and stole our underwear" Ryou muttered. "Why don't you go get them?" Bakura asked. "Why don't you" Ryou muttered. "Would you like me to?" Bakura asked. "Don't worry about it" Ryou said taking a seat. "I see, these Underwear must mean a lot to you, like gold" Bakura said. Ryou only started to pound with laughter. "I will find them for you!" Bakura said and ran out of the house. "BAKURA WAIT!!!" Ryou shouted running after him.
"Curse that woman!" Yami shouted.
TBC..
Ok I haven't attepted a fic in a while and I think i might have lost my touch but anyway please review and I will continue, ja!
Yami Malik closed the window and went towards his kitchen "Hey want anything Bakura" called Yami Malik. "Who's Bakura?" Bakura called. "Eh?" Yami Malik looked back in his lounge room to see Bakura huddled in a corner. "Why are you in the corner?" Yami Malik asked. "That eye keeps staring at me" Bakura pointed as the millennium ring was on the floor. Yami Malik looked at him confused. "Bakura have you lost your mind?" Yami Malik asked. Bakura stared up at him with innocent eyes. "WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE WITH BAKURA!!!" Yami Malik shouted rocking Bakura like mad. He soon stopped as he heard the sound of sobbing coming from him. "Are you crying Bakura?" Yami Malik asked. The door opened and in came Ryou and Malik. "What are you two doing?" Malik asked as the two were on the floor.
"You idiot what the heck did you do!" Malik shouted. Yami Malik glared at his other self "Nothing!!!" he hissed. Ryou just chuckled, he was enjoying this. "Ryou why are you laughing at a time like this?" Malik asked. "Well no more beatings for me, that is until he becomes normal" Ryou said twirling the Millennium ring. "I did beatings to you?" the confused Bakura said. Ryou nodded and Malik sighed. "Yep and you did a good job too" Yami Malik muttered. "UP YOURS!" Shouted Ryou to Yami Malik. Yami Malik looked at him with darting cold eyes "SAY THAT AGAIN!" He dared. "UP YOURS ISHTAR!" Ryou shouted adding an extra. "TAKE THAT BACK MOP HEAD!" Yami Malik screamed. "STUFF YOU BLEACH HEAD!" Ryou retorted back adding "no offence Malik". "No I'll just pretend I never heard you" Malik muttered. The bickering went on a little longer.
"YOUR SO IMMUTURE!" Ryou shouted. "YOU'RE A GIRLY GIRL NO WONDER YOUR GOOD FOR NOTHING!" Screamed Yami Malik. Ryou was about to fight back when a pair of hands wrapped themselves around Ryou's waist. Ryou looked up in shock as Bakura was hugging him. "I'm sorry" he whispered in Ryou's ear. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING BAKURA!!! DON'T GO SO SOFT!!!" Yami Malik screeched in anger at his friend. "I think it's time we went home" Ryou said shrugging Bakura off him. Ryou headed to the door with his backpack and left "Well nice meeting you!" Bakura said and ran out after his look alike. "I've got a head ache" Yami Malik said and went into the kitchen. "I'll see him tomorrow, I might give Ishizu a call" Malik said and headed to the phone.
"So your me and I'm you" Bakura asked while the two made their was down the street. Ryou only sighed in disbelief, he couldn't believe what was happening, was he happy?. "Yo! Ryou!" called out a female voice. Ryou turned around to see one of his class mates Chiihariko Ekari. "Hey Chii" Ryou said. "You look a bit down are you ok?" she asked with some concern. "Nope" Ryou muttered. "Liar, What's happened to Bakura? Where's his icy stare gone?" Chiihariko asked. "I think Bakura has Amnesia" Ryou said. "Oh! That's bad, but it could be good" Chiihariko said with a smile. "Yeah I guess, well I better head home" Ryou said. "Is Malik home?" she asked. Ryou nodded "why?" he asked. "Ah! I just want to annoy the hell out of him, he stuck a dead frog in my back pack" she said. Ryou raised a brow "I didn't know that" he said with a little chuckle. Bakura stared into a shop window bored as. "Well seeya Ryou, Bye Bakura!" Chiihariko called and walked in the opposite direction. "I want that" Bakura said pointing to a skateboard. Ryou chuckled "You! You skateboard". "Sk-aate-boardd" he prounounced out slowly.
Tea sat in her room smiling at the ceiling. "Hello Again Mr. Ceiling! How was your day?" she asked smiling back at it. The ceiling just stared at her. "My day was great thanks" she said back. "Tea what are you doing?" called her mother. "Talking to Mr. Ceiling she called. "Again!" he mother called back "Phone Dear!". Tea's eyes lit up and she ran to her phone. "YAMI YOU DECIDED TO GO OUT WITH ME!!!" She screamed into the phone. There was a pause on the other line. "You make me sick sometimes you know" said the voice. "REALLY! SORRY TO HEAR!" Tea shouted back happily. "Tea DID you somehow break into my house again and steal Mine and Bakura's underwear?" Ryou called into the phone. "Ummmmm.YEAH I THINK I DID!" She called back happily "AND I STOLE YUGI AND YAMI'S AND KAIBA'S TOO!" She shouted back happily. "Tea.I WANT MY UNDERWEAR BACK!!!" Ryou screamed back into the phone. "OKIES I GIVE THEM BACK TOMORROW AT SCHOOL! GOTTA GO! ANOTHER CALL COMING!" Tea said and hung up the phone. You could just hear Ryou screaming back "NOOOOOOOOO!!!".
"MERRY CHRISTMAS TEA GARDENER SPEAKING!" Tea shouted into the phone. "No need to shout! And it's not Christmas" said a calm but cold voice. "Isn't it? Is this the grim reaper ready to take me to heaven?" she asked. There was a pause "I wish" said the voice. "You do? I hope it comes true then" Tea said. "YOU wouldn't HAVE broken through my security system and steal MY laundry of UNDERWEAR would YOU TEA!!!" called a very annoyed Seto. "SETO! YOU AGREED TO GO OUT WITH ME!!!" Screamed Tea in joy. There was a pause again "I'd rather eat street dirt" muttered Kaiba. "A YEAH I HAVE YOUR BLACK, BLUE AND WHITE UNDERWEAR!" Tea screamed into the phone holding up Kaiba's underwear to her head. "THEIR SITTING ON MY HEAD!". "FOR GODS SAKE WOMAN ARE YOU MAD! GET THEM OFF YOUR HEAD AND RETURN THEM NOW!" Seto shouted into the phone. "Another call coming through Kaiba! I'll return them at school tomorrow, seeya!" Tea said and hung up the phone with a large smile on her. You could just hear Kaiba screaming "YOU BIIIIITCH!!!".
"GARDENERS RESIDENCE THE LOVELY DAUGHTER TEA IS TALKING!" Tea shouted. "Tea I will send you to the shadow realm tomorrow! Your soooo dead" warned a familiar voice. "YAMI! YOU CALLED! YOU LOVE ME! I LOVE YOU! MARRY ME!" Tea shouted frantically. "Your evil you know Tea, AND I WOULDN'T EVEN BE SEEN WITH YOU! YOU CRAZY MAD WOMAN AND I WANT MY UNDERWEAR BACK YOU WOMAN UNDERWEAR (panty lol) THEIF!!!" Yami screamed back into the phone. "You all must love me! I had a call from Ryou! And a call from Seto! And now you!" Tea said hugging the phone and falling on her bed. "WRETCHED WOMAN! LISTEN TO ME I WANT MY UNDERWEAR BACK AND YUGI TOO!" Yami ranted on. "Tea dear your favorite show Teletubies afternoon is on" Mrs. Gardener called. "TELETUBIES ARE OUR FRIENDS!" Tea shouted jumping up and down. "Tele what?" Yami asked. "GOT TO GO YAMI, LOVE YOUUUUU!!! I'LL BRING YOUR UNDERWEAR TO SCHOOL TOMORROW!" Tea said and slammed the phone. She skipped out of the room.
"Big brother why are you on the floor?" Mokuba asked as he slipped into his office. "Tea stole my underwear again" he murmured on the floor. Mokuba's face screwed up and burst out laughing. "Well don't put mine on, remember the last time you tried mine on?" Mokuba said. Seto groaned. Tea stole them before while he was having a bath, he needed something so he borrowed Mokuba's but was very tight. "Mokuba!!!" Seto whined. "I'll get them back!" Mokuba said and ran out of the room. Seto got up off the floor and sighed.
"What happened?" Bakura asked. "Tea broke in and stole our underwear" Ryou muttered. "Why don't you go get them?" Bakura asked. "Why don't you" Ryou muttered. "Would you like me to?" Bakura asked. "Don't worry about it" Ryou said taking a seat. "I see, these Underwear must mean a lot to you, like gold" Bakura said. Ryou only started to pound with laughter. "I will find them for you!" Bakura said and ran out of the house. "BAKURA WAIT!!!" Ryou shouted running after him.
"Curse that woman!" Yami shouted.
TBC..
Ok I haven't attepted a fic in a while and I think i might have lost my touch but anyway please review and I will continue, ja!