Pink Makes a Boy Happy Apparently

by Dr. Strawberries

Something I did during my Creative Writing class today because we had a subsitute and I didn't want to work, so my friend gave me a prompt. So here it is. It's a crack fiction, by the way. Prompt: Pink

Pink Makes a Boy Happy Apparently

Sam:Why the hell are you wearing a pink dress for?

Danny: I made a bet with the Fruitloop and . . .

Sam: You lost?

Danny:Yup.

Sam: And why pink?

Danny: Why not pink? It complements my skin color, doesn't it?

Sam: Are you . . . gay?

Danny: As in happy? Yes.

Sam: No, as in 'I like boys' gay.

Danny: What! No! . . . Maybe?

Sam: Oh my god. I can't believe this! And I've had a crush on you for years!

Danny: You did?

Sam: I did, but not anymore, though.

Danny: Sam, you're mean.

Sam: Yeah? Well, you're gay. So who's your boyfriend?

Danny: No one . . .

Sam: You're lying! You looked away from me! Who is it?

Danny: Nobody!

Sam: I'm going to attack you with some sort of plant if you don't tell me!

Danny: It's nobody import–

Sam: DANNY!

Danny: It's your cousin twice-removed!