Snape

Dear Diary,

OMG! I am SO blown! So, I'm sitting in my kitchen eating grilled cheese with my godson, Draco, when Dumbledore (that old wacko) shows up at my door. He was like, "Sev, we have a problem." And I was like, "uh-oh" and he was like, "I need a place to hide the students that are under the Order's protection." And I was like…"shit". Now I'm stuck with Potter, Granger, Lovegood, Longbottom, and (thank Merlin it's only two) Weasleys. Draco is not amused. I am not amused. At my BEACH HOUSE no less! Dumbledore had better be glad he's the one that signs my paycheck…Hold on, be right back- I think Longbottom's attempting to cook something *and I smell fire*! Ok, I'm back. The kitchen is now entirely covered in soot, but Granger put the fire out. Draco's pissed cuz he has to share his room. Sucks for him. DAMMIT! What could they possibly be doing down there? It sounds like they're trying to raise the dead. Nevermind. I don't want to know. Muahaha! Draco turned Harry's hair purple! Sweet, I am SOOOO making him waffles tomorrow. Well, I'm going to go to bed now. GAH-they're driving me insane!

Harry

Dear Diary,

Draco Malfoy snores. Loudly. So I'll probably be awake and writing for a while. I'm at Snape's beach house. Yeah, who knew Snape had a beach house? Give me something to completely trash during all night parties…hmmmm….*light bulb*. Anywho, Ginny, Hermione and Luna are downstairs having some sort of glorified gigglefest and raiding the refrigerator. I would deny it in conversation, but me, Ron and Neville attempted a friendly game of truth or dare. Unfortunately, we woke up Draco (I guess he was in some serious need of beauty sleep) and he turned my hair purple. Prick. I can't believe Dumbledore's making us stay here. Maybe he really is losing his mind. Can't say I blame him though. Ginny just brought us a bag of marshmallows (don't want to know where from). LMAO! Ron can fit 37 mini marshmallows in his mouth! I can get 22 in, but Neville definitely loses with the sad number of 14. we were gonna start throwing the marshmallows at the portraits in the hall but decided against it because Snape will NOT be a pretty sight to behold at 3 o'clock in the morning shooting curses at us. Hm, *light bulb #2* if I'm keeping a diary while I'm here, I wonder who else is. Maybe little Draco actually has feelings? I believe I'll go find out. Damn. His diary is under his pillow….but I can see it! That leaves hope. I'm scared to get too close to him when he's sleeping, though (I'm afraid I'll have to go get Hermione to change my hair back again). That would kill the tiny bit of pride I have left. Well, it looks like Ron and Neville have hit the sack, so I think it's about time for me to do the same. Nite!

Hermione

Dear Diary,

We've only been here a few hours and I've already had to reverse 7 charms, put out a fire AND change the color of Harry's hair (it was purple). OMG I never thought I'd say this but Snape's house is so….COOL! Me, Ginny and Luna have taken over the downstairs den and turned it into our own personal clubhouse. I hope Snape doesn't mind the change in décor, though I do think he'll make us take down the pink bows Luna attached to his ceiling fan. I KNOW our game of truth or dare went better than the boys' (but its just funny they were playing at all…hehehe). For my first dare, I had to list 5 things I like about Draco (this took me about an hour). Here's what I came up with:

Green is his best color.

He has good hair.

From what I hear, he makes a mean shrimp alfredo.

He can fly.

He can crash.

Luna says the last one doesn't count, but I disagree. That one's my favorite. We are planning on going down to the beach in the morning. Should be fun. Maybe Ginny will get to do her dare *wink wink*. SHUT UP I'm not evil….I just love messing with people. And I bid you adieu, till tomorrow!

Draco

Dear Diary,

I hate my life. I want to die I am pissed as shit. Granger definitely tried to use my shampoo. NOBODY uses my shampoo. That stuff is special-made for MY! PERFECT! HAIR! I hate her. But I hate her little friends more. I've got three girly wizards playing little girly games and waking me up at odd hours of the night with marshmallows. What the hell is that about? Fuck this. I'm sleeping.

Neville

Dear Diary,

Draco is evil. Snape is evil. I'm at Snape's house. These sentences are not in order. Harry's hair was purple then it wasn't. Hermione made a fort…or clubhouse or something. Marshmallows got thrown. Did I mention I hate Draco? Oh ok then. HATE!

Luna

Dear Diary,

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Beach house.

Ron

Dear Diary,

Me = at Snape's beach house

Harry's hair = purple

Ginny = good at finding edible sugary entertainment

Marshmallows = TASTY

Time = bedtime

Ginny

Dear Diary,

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