NARUTO'S POV

"Summoning Technique!" I said… Hi! I'm Uzumaki Naruto, trainee of this old lowlife hermit, Jiraiya. Pant Oh man! I've almost used all of my charka, and I'm tired… Don't ask! It's because Jiraiya keeps on telling me to practice the summoning technique, but all that comes out is a tadpole! Aha! I know what will change his mind…

JIRAIYA'S POV

Oh man! If Naruto keeps this up, I will need ten more bottles of Sake! I'm almost drunk and he still can't do the technique…

NARUTO'S POV

"Sexy Technique!" Don't ask please! "Yoohoo! Jiraiya! Let's go home already!"

JIRAIYA'S POV

BOING! Oh my gosh! Why am I mesmerized by Naruto? I know that he's a boy… Wait! I have a solution to the problem of that loud mouth! I have developed a technique that allows the person's transformation to last for a month! "Month eternity technique!"

NARUTO'S POV

OMG! What's happening to me? I thought my charka is all used up already? Why am I not yet transforming back to my original self? Most importantly "Why are you dancing like a stupid monkey, Jiraiya?"

JIRAIYA'S POV

OMG! Doing this technique is REALLY embarrassing! "Heheheh… I have done a technique on you that will allow that transformation to last for one whole month! BWAHAHAHAH!"

NARUTO'S POV

"What's with the evil laugh? I thought you are a good 'Sanin'?" Sighs "So… Can we go home now?

JIRAIYA'S POV

"Yes. ok darling….. I… I… mean Naruto…" Jeez! What an impatient but beautiful freak!

-END OF CHAPTER I-