Setting: London square Zach races through the streets in a souped up Ford Focus. Led lights pour out from under the car and into the night. Zach hits a curb trying to brake and floor it so his car sounds like a manual. His vehicle becomes 100x louder. He yells out the window that he straight piped his car. British people look on in disgust as he roars down the road and grinds to a loud stop in front of big ben. He leaves the car and steps out onto the street.
Characters: Zach: Expert on England and has a masters degree in cars and vaping. The Doctor: A shitty television character from a show that has always been plagued with horrible story writing and effects. Zach's mum: The mother of Zach and his eternal caretaker.
Zach: Bloody hell my mates what's up with all of these Americans taking over our country huh?
Out of nowhere a wheezing noise and a shitty cloud effect appear and a blue telephone box appears on the street.
Zach: O tub a shieeeeeeeet! It's the doctor!
The Doctor: Oi who is this little wanker?
Zach: Doctor I'm your biggest fan please let me suck your dick!
The Doctor: Mate there is one thing I don't allow in my country and it's liars!
Zach: I'm not lying I'm from London.
He then looks at the skyline.
Zach: Where is the arch?
The Doctor: This isn't St. Louis you bloody wanker.
He grabs Zach and knocks him out. He then grabs him and takes him into the telephone box. Zach drools as he is harshly dragged. His head smacks on a couple of rocks and a hollow noise rings out from his skull. The box disappears and reappears on top of big ben. Zach wakes up and yells that he's not lying and that he's from London not St. Louis. The doctor doesn't care and drops him on top. The box then disappears and Zach is left on top of Big Ben. Zach pulls out his vape.
Zach: Wow what a cool guy. I might as well bust out a cloud on top of here with my authentic completely safe tugboat mod.
Zach puts the vape to his mouth and starts taking a long hit. Battery acid starts leaking onto Zach's hands and he stops vaping and screams as the mod blows up blowing off his arm and severely burning his face. The camera fades to dark as Zach is lying in a pool of his own blood. The camera reopens and zooms out on Zach's sucked in cheeks as he's lying in the hospital. His mother is standing over him laughing.
Zach's Mom: You're lucky your grandfather payed for this surgery. I told you vaping was bad news. This is just what you deserved.
She pulls out a long black dildo.
Zach's Mom: I'm sorry but I need the house to myself so I can watch investigation discovery on every TV in the house at all times.
She then takes the dildo and puts it in Zach's mouth slowly. She clamps her hand over his nostrils and shoves it deeper into his throat.
Zach screams through the choking
Zach: TUB A SHIEEEETTETTETETE!
He gargles and chokes on the dick. His screams eventually stop and his mom smiles and immediately takes out her phone and turns on ID.
The camera goes to black on Zach lying with a large dildo in his throat.