Author's Note: This is my first fic on this site. This is a fic for anyone who is just sick of Carlov and his pickiness. It takes place five years after Wind Waker, when Wind Waker Link actually is the same age as Ocarina of Time Adult Link (Wind Waker Link was twelve in Wind Waker, so says an issue of Nintendo Power that I have… which is weird because that means he was neither the age of Young Link or Adult Link from Ocarina of Time, and yet it says he is in the game…)
Disclaimer: I do not own anything that is mentioned in this fic unless I say otherwise. All things that are actually in Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker (i.e the characters, locations, etc.) belong to Nintendo. Anything I may make a reference to (Example: Dominoes Pizza in this chapter) belongs to its respective owner.
Chapter 1: Carlov's Evil Plot
"Yes! Yes! It is time! Manny!" Carlov laughed evilly.
His minion, Manny, approached.
"Yes, master?" Manny asked.
"Open up… THE SECRET DOOR OF PURE EVIL!" Carlov shouted.
"Certainly, master. I'll open up the secret door of pure evil," Manny replied.
"No, you imbecile, it's not 'the secret door of pure evil', or even 'The Secret Door of Pure Evil', it's 'THE SECRET DOOR OF PURE EVIL!'" Carlov corrected Manny.
"Forgive me, master. I shall correct myself. I will open up THE SECRET DOOR OF PURE EVIL!"
"That's better," Carlov replied.
Manny walked behind the Nintendo Gallery counter and pressed a secret switch on the wall. Suddenly, a door opened on the floor of the main area.
"Yes! Yes! Now, gather up the figurines and meet me in THE SECRET ROOM OF PURE EVIL!"
"Yes, Master," Manny answered.
Manny dashed into the figurine rooms as Carlov levitated himself up over his counter and down into the secret room of the Nintendo Gallery. He waited there for Manny to come back with the figurines.
"Be sure you got all of them… even the ones at my counter," Carlov ordered.
"I did, master."
"Excellent! Now, I shall begin my evil speech… but first, when is that pizza going to get here! It's been much longer than thirty minutes."
Suddenly, an guy with extremely blonde hair and a Dominoes uniform entered the secret room.
" Curse you! How did you find THE SECRET ROOM OF PURE EVIL, Blondie?" Carlov shouted.
"Um… you left the door open? Sorry about the delay, trans-dimensional deliveries tend to take much longer…" the pizza guy said.
"Excuses, excuses. Now, begone! And don't tell anyone what you've seen here!" Carlov ordered the pizza guy.
"Sure, whatever," the pizza guy left.
"Now, where was I… oh, yeah! That foolish Link! When he gave me those pictographs five years ago, little did he know he was playing right into my hands. Then, he went on that journey away from the Great Sea and hasn't been seen since, leaving me to build these three machines that will ensure my domination of the whole world!" Carlov began laughing evilly.
"What do these machines do again, master?" Manny asked.
"Must I explain everything! The one to my left over there makes copies of the figurines, the one right across from me makes the figurines the same size as the originals, and the one to the right brings them to life as my servants! Now, you start forming my army while I eat my pizza. Hurry up. I need 100 soldiers to conquer the rest of the Forest Haven by nightfall," Carlov ordered.
"Yes, master," Manny said.
A few hours later, in the Forest Haven…
"Great Deku Tree! Great Deku Tree!" A random Korok approached the Great Deku Tree.
"You sound frightened, what did you see?" The Great Deku Tree asked.
"It was an army rising up from the Nintendo Gallery! One hundred foes headed right this way!" The Korok answered.
"I feared something like this would happen. Activate the ETP!" The Deku Tree said.
"The Emergency Transplanting Protocol! But that hasn't been used since…"
"I know, but there is no choice. Carlov is too powerful to face. We must leave this island."
"Yes, Great Deku Tree," The Korok ran over to the side of the room and pushed some cleverly-placed leaves out of the way, revealing a large switch with the letters "ETP" on it.
"Everyone, quick, prepare to depart!" The Great Deku Tree called to all of the Koroks.
The Emergency Transplanting Protocol switch was pressed and a Deku-Tree-sized flower pot of soil rose up from the floor of the room, and a robotic arm grabbed the Great Deku Tree and put him into it. Then, a massive propeller on the bottom of the flower pot and rose it upward. The Koroks all grabbed their spinning devices they use to fly and followed the Great Deku Tree as he left the Forest Haven, just as Carlov's troops barged into the room.
"Hmm… it seems like I'm taking this place without much of a fight… well, except for the fact that those Boko Babas ate two of my soldiers and one was killed by that Octorok. Oh well, I can tell Manny to make more," Carlov said. He turned to his 97 remaining Figurine Soldiers "Stay here and make sure no one comes to reclaim this island."
The figurines nodded, and Carlov left to return to the Nintendo Gallery.
Will Link show up to stop Carlov's Evil Plot? And, if he does, When? Will any more islands fall under Carlov's control? And, lastly, what toppings did Carlov have on that pizza, anyway? All this and more will be found out in the next chapter.