Clark Kent and Lois Lane were sitting on the couch at the Kent Farm watching I Love Lucy.
"This show is so stupid. How can 23 percent alcohol get somebody drunk?" asked Lois.
"Cut it out. I'm trying to watch this."
"What if I don't?"
"Mom!"
"You're such a baby."
The I Love Lucy theme begins to play and the credits roll.
"Give me the remote, Smallville. It's time to watch some real entertainment."
"No, it's time for Sesame Street."
"Clark, if you don't give me that remote, I'm going to kill--"
"Guys!" said Martha, "I want you all to run an errand for me."
Lois pats Clark on the head and says, "with love. I'm going to kill you with love."
"Do we have to run an errand during Sesame Street?" Clark asks.
"Yes, please. Anything you want, Mrs. Kent. Just name it," pleads Lois.
"I'm sorry, son but I really need my hair dye. I have an appointment with the governor."
"Yes, let's go." says Lois as she drags Clark toward the door.
Clark opens the door and his cheeks puff out as he gets ready to blow Lois away with his super breath.
"Clark Jonathan Kent! Don't you dare!" shouts Martha.
Clark grumbles and gets in the car with Lois
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Clark and Lois are in the elevator at the department store and Clark is singing.
"If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet--" Lois is rolling her eyes but then the elevator shakes as Clark stomps his feet and she falls down.
Clark looks nervous and laughs it off by saying, "you're not very steady or happy."
Lois reaches out and grabs his ankle pulling him to the floor. This causes them to drop to the floor that they need.
"I'm getting off this elevator before we plummet to our death," says Lois getting off.
They walk to the hair dye and shampoo section.
Clark picks up a bottle of Elmo's bubble bath and says, "if you buy me this, it would make up for missing Sesame Street."
Lois knocks the bottle out of his hand and he cries, "ELMOOO! Are you okay? Apologize, Lois."
"Quit fooling around! Stick to the mission. What kind of dye does your mom use?"
"Sir, red, sir!"
"The brand, you idiot."
"We could try to find Elmo's hair dye. He's red."
"Why do I go anywhere with you? Hey, look isn't that Henna Rinse? The kind Lucy used."
"It is! I've never seen that before."
They both reach out to grab the bottle at the same time and there is a flash of light.
TBC