Kingdom Note
(yes yes to all, this is a crossover. Ummm have anyone seen my wallet?)
I am God. God of the new world....
"Light!! Light wake up you sleepy head before I rape you! I'm tempted to since you're sleeping with out a shirt!!" Misa said. "You bitch rape me and I'll kick your ass off this island!!!" Light yelled. He was laying on the warm sand with out a shirt. (Fan girls, stop screaming and having a noise bleed)"No! There sharks in the water! You want me to die?!" "Since I have the power to, yes." "You Meany Light!!!!!" "What the hell is going on?" Mello asked. "You have no shirt either!! Is this boys gone wild?!" Misa asked. Light threw Misa in the water while getting up. "What where you doing?" Light asked. "Hmm masturbating~" "Wow, a bit truthful?? But masturbating to what? I don't remember you having porno mags." "To your picture I secretly have...wait.....I wasn't doing anything like that with your picture..." Poor Misa was drowning in the sea. I wish I could throw her a raft but I'm too busy looking for my wallet. "Sure you weren't....which is very disturbing." Light said. "Ah, I'm hungry. Lets go make dinner Light." Mello said heading towards the mansion that looks like the one off of that one anime... Popotan. "There's no lets in the word cooking. You cook for me got it bitch?" "Yes master~!!" (O_0;;)
Meanwhile Misa officially drowned and I don't know where she went. "Dinner is Miso soup Light!" Mello said serving him. Light looked at the soup. "Miso....soup?" he said picking it up. "I HATE MISO SOUP!!!" he yelled throwing the plate at Mello. "You will never be my wife!" Okay so meanwhile at Dance Dance castle King L was in a pickle....suit. "King L! There are problems you must solve! All the worlds have gone off the wall!" Jimmy Cricket yelled. "Hmm off the wall? How so bug?" King L asked. "Random Pokemon Characters have popped all over the anime worlds! They are called Heartless!" "Pokemonnnn~ That sounds cool." "Not when every main character is dieing because of the heartless Pokemon!" "WHAT?! NOOO!! The main character is important unless you know it's one of those anime where the main character is a whole bunch of people then I can careless. But, find the person who controls Death! The totally random Keyblade of this world."
"Yes sir! I'll send Rem and Ryuk to do that! I wanna get therapy since you're in a pickle suit." Jimmy told Rem and Ryuk what was going on and sent them to Hallow Bastion. So back on the stranded island Mello and Light was thinking of making a raft. "You make a raft out of human bones." Light said. "No way! Where's Misa when we need her?!" Mello asked. "She never came back from drowning so I suppose...she's in heaven." Mello put his hands together. "I'll pray for , you where always a whore and sneaked in Lights bed but dammit bitch your fucking dead!! AHAHAH!!!" "What the hell......?" So finally they made the magical raft. "So do you think this raft will be safe? Or will we drown?" "We might drown so, I'm leaving your ass here!" Light said getting on the raft. "Wait!! Light!! You'll die!" "Can't hear you!" "But you're like, 3feet away from me!"
After so Light was finally in the middle of nowhere and starving. But then a rocket ship out of nowhere crashed into his raft causing him to drown. "Ah, that's great...I never knew my life would end like this. If I did I would have done a lot of things earlier. Like finally surpassing over 9000 on DDR, karaoke singing Caramelldansen, and more goals." But then Light...um...saw a bright big light and two scary figures. "Ah, it's death and his assistant Rainbow." he said. All of a sudden, SLAP! Light finally came to his senses. "AHHHH!!!! Monsters!!!! And you! You look like Misa, that bitch, except a zombie!!!" Light screamed. Rem and Ryuk looked at each other. "AHAHA!! A zombie!!! That's so true Rem!!!" Ryuk laughed while pointing at her face. Rem grabbed Ryuk's finger and twisted it to make it brake. "AHHH~ My finger....." "So where am I?" Light asked. "You're on our gummy ship. We accidentally crashed into you in the sea." Rem said. "And here I thought I was dead. What a shame." "Do you have apples on you?" Ryuk asked. "Hell no. I hate apples." Ryuk started crying. "Anyway where would you like to be dropped off?" Rem asked. "Hmm Where are you guys going?" "Hallow Bastion." "Then I'll join you." And so the morons headed to Hallow Bastion!!! "What are you guys doing anyway?" Light asked. "We're on a mission to find someone." "Can that someone be me? Please~" "Well...." Rem said rolling her eyes. "Okay." she finally said.
"BARK! BARK!" they all heard a dog say. Coming around the corner was the huge white dog Pluto(Puru Puru) from Kuroshitsuji. (As I'm thinking WTF? How come this doesn't have a limit of characters I finally realize this is a fragment of my imagination.) Inside the mouth of Puru Puru was a rolled up letter that had a giant L on it. "It's from King L." Ryuk said grabbing it. "What does it say Ryuk?" Rem asked. "It says,"I'm hungry. Hurry the hell up worthless Death Gods. By the way stop by 7/11 for me. I wanna Big Gulp." There was an awkward silence and a wind blowing. "Is your King useless?" Light asked. "Well since you wanted to be the person or whatever now all we have to do is find the keyblade DEATH." "Keyblade? Are you for cereal?" "Yes."
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Exiting the store 7/11, they went back to there ship that was parked in the parking lot. There was a man standing next to there ship. "Who the hell are you?" Light asked. "Leon, and I heard you crashed into my car." he said. Light pointed at Rem. "She did it." Light said. "Oh yeah thank you." Rem said. "I want money for my car." Leon said. "Ahaha! And you thought you could have gotten away after totally killing his car! The car wasn't even a car after you SMASHED it!!!!!" Ryuk said laughing. "Ryuk shut up. We don't have money Neon but we're looking for the keyblade DEATH." "The keyblade! That means you're from the Dance Dance Castle and from the King." "Yep! King L is awesome...since...well...beause he is." "Last time I heard he was drunk with Morita(Honey x Clover) and they both blew up Clouds' house which was mistaken for Lelouch's. Cloud came back pissed for days so I really don't think King L is awesome." he said. "Ahahah, so he read the daily news that day!" Ryuk laughed. "And here I thought King L was awesome but blowing up someones house is not cool." Light said folding his arms.
"Alright! Alright! So he isn't the purest King. But wait Leon aren't you one of the members of Social Aristocrat?" "I am." (Social Aristocrat- Consist of 4 members: Leon, Cloud, GIR(Invader Zim), and Elizabeth(From Gintama)! If you're saying WTF rigtht now then you're like me at this moment! *Thumbs up*) "Aren't you suppose to help Light in his quest?" "Maybe." "You know, direct him, suggest to him..." "Oh sure I'll help. Light, find Near the know it all. He, well his title says it all!" "I have to find a know it all?! Do you know have any other HELPFUL clues as in where to find him?" Light asked. "Where else to find a know it all?" he said then walking away. "Hmmm, Near is just like L but has white hair and is a smart Alick." Ryuk said. "I know! The Library!!" exclaimed Light.
"But, Which Library?" Rem asked. "The Library: That Library." Ryuk said. "What?" Light asked. "What are you talking about Ryuk? Have you been smoking crack again?!" Rem asked. "No no no! That Library is the name. It's in Castle Fantasia 2000." explained Ryuk. "This library is known to all the books! This castle was built for these books." "Good thinking Ryuk! You're not as stupid as I thought." Rem said. "So where's this castle located?" asked Light. "In the realm Oblivion." "Nice wonderful! Oblivion, here we come!!!" They got into the gummy ship and headed for the realm Oblivion. The realm of Oblivion contained evil muffins and emo cookies! Don't forget the nice juicy Red Apple Bombs! They landed in the parking lot of Castle Fantasia 2000 and got out. "APPLES!!" Ryuk said running after the juicy apple that was sitting there. "No Ryuk! Those are Bombs!" Rem yelled. BOOM!!! Ryuk blew up into pieces :D (I shouldn't be smiling about that....)
"Aw, there goes Ryuk." Light said. "Well, we should go get Ryuk off the ground before the maintenance complains." Rem said handing Light a broom. "Okay." Light said grabbing the broom. "Ohh~ look Rem! Ryuks' arm!" Light said waving Ryuks' arm around. "Don't play with Ryuks' limbs!" scold Rem. After cleaning Ryuk off the floor and putting his remains in a bag they entered the Castle! Rows and Rows of book cases, a staircase that lead to the top. "Welcome to Castle Fantasia 2000." a girl said. "Have you seen a boy with white hair?" Rem asked. "Yes I have. He's on the top floor." "All the way up there?" Light asked as he looked up. "Yes." "Elevator?" "No." she said with a smile. "After you Rem..." Light said bitterly.
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"Huff....Huff....Huff......Da.....Damn this know it all!!" huffed Light. "Huff....it wasn't......th...at....bad!" huffed Rem. "Welcome, Light, Rem." said Near, who was sitting in a chair. "You!" Light said pointing. Then he collapsed on to the floor. "KO!" Near gave Rem and Light a glass of water. "Now then Near, tell me where I can find this keyblade called Death." Light said. "How's King L doing?" Near asked. "He's fine but he's currently freaking out about the situation." Rem said. Back at Dance Dance Castle.... "King L this is no time to be sleeping!!!" yelled Jimmy. "Yummy double fudged chocolate chip ice cream with extra sprinkles...." said King L, who was holding a teddy bear. "That sounds nasty sire....One day you're gonna get diabetes!" "Cancer more like it." "You're not asleep!" Suddenly King L was a little kids train that was going around in circles. "What the hell?! You're a train?!" "Moo! Moo! I am the L express!" "More like a round about train!" Okay at the Library..."Do it! Kill the aliens!" Light yelled. "I am!" "You morons. Aren't we forgetting something here?! Like saving the anime world!" Rem yelled. "So playing Galaga, doesn't help!" "We need to see how many levels their are." Light said. "And Near is on lvl 86." "UGH! What kind of library has a PlayStation?!" "This kind." Near said.
To be Continued....unless someone complains!
PS- No I'm serious! I need to buy milk! Anyone find my wallet yet?! Tsk sadly, I do not own the movie Fantasia 2000, Death note, and other various things of course. They belong to their creators: Those famous people!! Oh right the stories over, so next time on KINGDOM NOTE!
Near loses on Galaga and the answer to lights question is: 255! 0_o;; (Will I find my wallet?) Light and the crew could find that keyblade Death and save the world. GIR and Elizabeth could be in the next chapter. But who said I'm giving out information?!
-DEATHPRINCE