Unmasking Tobi ~ Rewritten Version!

Ohayo minna! This is just a series of drabbles related to removing Tobi's mask.

Tobi: Whaat?

Deidara: Just do whatever it says in the script – by the way, where is it?

_Azuki_Namikaze_: *laughs evilly* Muahahahaha! *sweet innocent voice* There isn't any!

Akatsuki: Whaat?

_Azuki_Namikaze_: Yeah…this is what I love about fanfictions!

Itachi: Just what do you love about fanfictions?

_Azuki_Namikaze_: Torturing you guys of course! Okay, just so you know, I DON'T OWN NARUTO! If I owned Naruto, Karin would be dead; Tobi would be flushed down the toilet and everyone in Akatsuki would be alive except for Tobi and Orochimaru.

Karin: Hey!

Tobi: But Tobi is a good boy!

_Azuki_Namikaze_: And I really don't care… now let's start!

Note: Sasori is alive in this fic. This is what happens when you and your friend start a crazy convo on Tobi and his mask.

Operation 1: Easy…or not? ~ Konan

It was late at night and all of the Akatsuki minus Tobi were sitting around a table. "So why the hell did you call us down here at this time of night?" asked Hidan. Deidara grinned, "We're going to find out what's under Tobi's mask!" Hidan had an evil glint in his eyes. "So what's the plan?" Sasori spoke next, "We'll try it the easy way first; if it doesn't work, we'll try it the hard way."

-X-

"Go on, it's not that hard, Konan." Everyone was outside of Tobi's room, encouraging Konan to get the mask. They pushed her in and she stumbled a bit before regaining her footing. Konan reached out gingerly and grabbed the mask then…

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"Boo!"

"Aarghhhhh!" Konan screamed as she ran out of the room. Upon reaching the door, everyone was around her; bombarding her with questions.

"Did you get the mask?"

"How did it go?"

"Are you alright?"

"Hn."

She mumbled something like 'stupid Tobi' before storming away through the hallway. Pein ran after her, leaving everyone else dumbstruck at the door. Tobi came out singing, "Hi…Tobi's a good boy!" Everyone glared daggers at Tobi. If glares could kill, Tobi would be far past dead now. "Aarrghh! Tobi's scared!" he screamed while running away from the group.

Operation 1 ~ End.

A/N: So how was it? I'm not exactly expecting reviews but if you've got any and you've got the time, review! Another example of a crazy convo that ended up into a fanfic is on Wattpad. Just look up the author 'naww-guita-chan' and click on the Ouran Host Club fic. It belongs to my BFF-not me but it was from our weird/crazy/insane convo. Also any ideas are welcome-it might even be used! I'm thinking one per Akatsuki member; if I've got the time then two each. JA ne~~~

~ _Azuki_Namikaze_