One day, in Bikini bottom, SpongeBob was watching Doctor Who. When he finished, he said "those Daleks are ugly! They are even uglier than the parasites growing on my spongy yellow skin!" But, the daleks were secretly watching him on cameras hidden in the TV antennas, insulting their outstanding race. "WE SHALL REPORT HIM TO THE EMPOROR!" Said a very stubborn dalek (and don't forget that he's stubborn) "EXTERMINATE THE SPONGE AND EVERYONE ELSE IN THAT SAGGY BIKINI BOTTOM! EXCEPT FOR THAT AWSOME GUY WHO GIVES US DALEK FRIES. THEY NEVER MENTION THOSE IN DOCTOR WHO BUT THEY ARE DELICIOUS! OH AND DON'T LET THAT EVEN MORE STUBBERN THEN YOU BOBY DALEK BIKINI SHOP OWNER GET IN YOUR WAY! DON'T FORGET THE SOGY BIKINIS I LIKE TO WEAR!" Said the emperor.
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Meanwhile, in bikini bottom, sponge bob heard an obnoxious voice that sounded like it was trying to say "EXTERMINATE". "There is only one thing to do" Thought sponge Bob. "Go to the hockey pokey ice cream shop."