Naruto Gone Wild
Yes, I've decided to do a Naruto fanfic...as you're probably aware, there are a lot of people that like making the characters in the series do random and utterly absurd things...and generally act crazy.
Well guess what? A little boy named Konohamaru happens to be one of these people... and he has built a raygun that can make Naruto characters act terminally OOC...how did he build one you ask? You can try to figure that out after you've discovered how many licks it takes to get to the center of the Tootsie Roll Pop. Personally I'm too lazy to count, so anyways, let's watch the chaos the mischevious boy causes.
Chapter 1: Hilarity Ensues
Things were rather pleasant in Konohagakure today. The sun was shining, there wasn't a cloud in the sky, and of course, there weren't insane ninjas trying to burn the place to the ground. Suffice to say things were pretty peaceful.
In fact, one such boy was enjoying some delicous ramen. Who was it you ask? Why it was none other than Naruto, who as we all knew named the series after himself because of his ego.
"Believe it!" bellowed Naruto.
Of course, for some strange reason, whenever Konohagakure was particularly peaceful, something bad always happened to ruin everyone's day. This was one of those unfortunate times, as everyone would soon find out.
Anyways, Naruto was just about to return home when he noticed that there was a letter in his mailbox. Who was it from you ask? Why, it was none other than a letter from his apprentice Konohamaru.
"Interesting..." he thought. Curious, he decided to read the letter to see if there was anything he should know.
Dear Naruto,
I made something cool! I want you to come by my place and see it! You've just gotta come! It's going to surprise you!
Sincerely,
Konohamaru
"That's it? He wants me to come over to his house so that he can show me something? Fair enough." thought Naruto as he went to visit his apprentice.
Suffice to say, Konohamaru was rather pleased to see his master. Naruto noticed that he had a strange device in his hands.
"Yes! You're finally here! Now I can test out my new ray gun!" exclaimed Konohamaru.
"You built a ray gun? I wish I had one...but what does it do?" inquired Naruto.
"It makes whoever gets hit by it act terminally out of character." explained the boy.
"Out of character? What are you talking about?" inquired the ninja.
"It makes people act in ways that they would normally never dream of doing." answered Konohamaru.
"OK then." said Naruto, still a little confused.
"Come back a few minutes later and I'll give you a demonstration." said the boy.
Naruto nodded as he went back home.
A few minutes later...
"So...about your raygun, how exactly did you make it?" questioned Naruto. "To be honest, I don't think I've ever really seen anything like it."
"Do I have to explain?" inquired Konohamaru.
Naruto sighed.
"Well, if you're not going to explain how you made it...why did you make it?" inquired the genin.
"I just thought that it would be hilarious to test it out on another ninja..." said Konohamaru.
"Wait, we're going to use this on other ninja?!" questioned Naruto.
"Of course! That's what it's for! Who else did you think we were going to use it on?" exclaimed the boy.
"I'm starting to have second thoughts about this..." said the genin, not wanting to hurt his friends.
"Can we at least give him a test run? I really want to test it out!" stated Konohamaru.
"If you insist.." nodded Naruto.
"Hooray!" he cheered.
"So, who are we testing it on anyway?" questioned the genin.
"Oh, just that girl sitting over there on a bench." answered Konohamaru.
Naruto looked around, and discovered that it was none other than his friend Hinata.
"Wait? Hinata? I don't know...she always seems to go through a lot as it is." said Naruto.
"Oh please oh please oh please oh please!" begged Konohamaru.
"Fine. But I sure hope that you have some way to return her back to normal." nodded the genin.
"Oh sure...I have a reverse switch on it so that we can undo whatever damages it causes." answered the boy.
"A reverse switch? Thank goodness..." said the genin.
"Mm-hmm...now then, why don't you go talk to her so that she'll hold still?" inquired Konohamaru.
Naruto shrugged and decided to do what Konohamaru told him.
"Um, hi?" inquired Naruto.
Hinata's face turned red. She looked rather startled.
"Um, hi Naruto! How are you doing today?!" exclaimed Hinata.
"Fine, you?" inquired Naruto.
"I'm doing fine!" answered Hinata.
Suddenly, Konohamaru fired the OOC Ray Gun. Immediately, Hinata was surrounded by a strange red light.
Naruto raised an eyebrow.
"Um, you OK?" inquired the ninja.
Hinata promptly stared at him...with a smile on her face. She suddenly licked her lips.
"You are so freaking hot..." flirted Hinata.
"Um, what?" inquired Naruto.
Suddenly, Hinata reached forward...and gave Naruto an enormous kiss on the lips. Blood suddenly began to leak about Naruto's nose.
"See you later!" exclaimed Hinata as she ran away. Naruto's face promptly turned pink.
"OK...Hinata's acting weird...and that wasn't really what I was expecting my first kiss to be..." thought Naruto.
He then realized what Konohamaru had done.
"Oh that's right...that's what his ray gun does...why did I forget that?" thought Naruto.
Konohamaru ran up to him shortly afterwards.
"Wasn't it awesome? I want to play with some more!" exclaimed Konohamaru.
"Um, listen...I admit that in the past I've done a lot of pranks...but you're basically using that ray gun to brainwash us all into humilating ourselves! If I were you I'd throw that ray gun away...and while you're at it...change Hinata back!" exclaimed Naruto.
"Fine." grumbled the boy as he went to find Hinata and the nearest trash can.
"Sheesh...I don't know what's gotten into him..." thought the genin.
A few hours later...
Konohamaru was rather frustrated to say the very least. He had spent much of his free time building a machine that would drastically change the personalities of others, only for his master to reject it and demand that he throw it in the garbage. Life was so unfair.
And he had no luck finding Hinata...where could she have possibly gone? Surely she had to be around Konohagakure somewhere...but considering how big it was, it was like looking for a needle in a haystack.
He then noticed that her teammates Shino and Kiba were nearby...maybe he could ask them?
But as it turned out, they were as curious as he was as to where Hinata had gone. They were in fact currently having a conversation with each other. He decided to spy on them through some nearby bushes.
"Have you seen Hinata? She didn't show up at training today." said Kiba.
"I'm afraid not. I sure hope she turns up soon." agreed Shino.
"I agree with you Shino...where on Konohagakure could she possibly be?" inquired Kiba.
Their question was suddenly answered when their old comrade paid them a visit.
"Hey boys!" exclaimed Hinata.
Kiba's mouth dropped in shock. As it turned out, Hinata had discarded her sweater and was now wearing a red strapless bikini. Also, for some strange reason, she was also running around barefoot.
"What the-" said Kiba.
"Did I mention how handsome you two look today?" inquired Hinata.
Shino's cheeks turned pink.
"Um, Hinata, did something hit you on the head?" asked Shino.
"What? No! I'm fine!" exclaimed Hinata.
"Then why are you dressed like that?" inquired Kiba.
"So I can show off my perfect body! Duh! Now if you excuse me I'm going to go flirt with some hot boys..." said Hinata as she walked away.
"Sheesh, I wonder what's gotten into her..." questioned Shino.
"I know...she used to be so shy...did some ray gun zap her and rewire her brain or something?" agreed Kiba.
Konohamaru sweatdropped. Nonetheless, he found what he had done to Hinata to be hilarious. In fact, he couldn't stop giggling.
"Do you hear something?" inquired Shino.
"Funny, it sounds like someone laughing...weird." agreed Kiba.
Konohamaru promptly covered his mouth. He had almost blown his cover.
Suddenly, he remembered that Kiba usually had a dog with him...and wondered where he had gone.
His question was answered when suddenly Akamaru pounced on top of him and started licking his face.
"Aaugh! Get off me!" demanded Konohamaru as the puppy tickled him with his tongue.
Suddenly, Konohamaru's ray gun was set off again...and this time it hit Shino, much to Kiba's concern.
"Are you OK?" inquired Kiba.
And much like Hinata before him, he started to act in a completely different manner.
"Of course I'm fine! Why are you asking me that?! Do I look like I'm in frail health to you?!" exclaimed Shino.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you!" apologized Kiba.
"Who is even in bad health in this town anyway?! We've got medical ninja all over the place! Just look at Tsunade!" bellowed Shino.
Kiba wondered what had happened to his friends. Both of them were acting very, very strangely. He had never recalled Shino to yell at people...let alone his own teammates.
Meanwhile, Konohamaru was laughing hysterically. So what if Naruto had told him not to play with the device he made? What he was doing was absolutely terrific!
He decided that maybe that he should zap Kiba, since at that particular point he was the only member of Team 8 that he hadn't already shot with his ray gun, excluding Kurenai, who thankfully was not on his hit list. He personally wondered what would happen if he ended up being zapped. Undoubtedly it would be hilarious like what happened to Hinata and Shino.
Suddenly, he realized that Akamaru was no longer licking his face. As it turns out, he was now with Kiba, and judging from the loud barks he was making he was trying to warn him about him and his gun.
"Huh? What is it, boy?" questioned Kiba.
Konohamaru sighed. Akamaru sure was a party pooper, trying to warn his owner about his plans. And to make matters worse his ray gun wasn't designed to work on animals.
But no matter. He could probably zap Kiba with his ray gun from a distance before Akamaru ever noticed him. Or maybe he could try zapping other genin besides Kiba. Maybe he could try zapping Naruto. There were just so many genin he could zap.
"Heh heh heh, this is going to be fun." chuckled Konohamaru.
Meanwhile, in the Fifth Hokage's Office...
"Hey Tsunade, how are you doing today?" inquired Shizune.
"Not so good. I just won a lot of money from a slot machine last night..." informed Tsunade.
"Oh dear...that's not a good sign, is it?" answered Tsunade's apprentice.
"No it's not...in fact, I feel that one of our own has betrayed us..." said the Fifth Hokage.
"OK, I admit it, I was the one that ate your ramen!" exclaimed Shizune.
"It's not you, Shizune! It's someone younger...I can feel it...though I wondered where that went. Why'd you do it Shizune?" inquired Tsunade.
"I was starving!" cried Shizune. "Please forgive me!"
"Well, you had better not do it again...otherwise I just might snack on you." answered the Sannin. "Now then, I suppose we should probably look for the guy who insists on betraying us..."
"But who could it possibly be?" inquired the Jonin.
"As for that, I have no idea." said Tsunade.
Oh dear...it looks like Konohamaru has gone mad with power and is brainwashing our heroes for his own personal amusement...can he possibly be stopped?
And just who is he going to go after next? It could be anyone...he's already zapped Hinata and Shino, will he go after Kiba next? Or will he go after another genin team? Team 10? Team Guy? Naruto himself?
Personally, I'd like to see some suggestions...so feel free to leave a review...assuming of course you don't die laughing first...heh heh.