à Mary-Sue vs. Harry Potter in the Race for Draco Malfoy ß
Okay, I've come up with a theory that Harry Potter is just one big Mary-Sue. And is gay. So it's time that he had some competition.
Disclaimer: ALL of the girls/things writing this story claim to own Harry Potter and swear that Rowling has stolen their idea… they're all idiots.
-=====-Harry Potter and the Secret Love Diaries -=====-
Chapter one - Confession
Harry's diary – Griffindor tower
10:00 pm
Beginning of term one
6th year
Dear Diary,
I'm in love. Not with Hermione, not even with Ron, but with
Draco Malfoy. Ahhh… even writing his name gives me pleasure. That reminds me of
this one little episode I hate during Potions. Professor Snape was crapping on
about…. crap. Draco was sitting in front of me and I was staring at the back of
his glorious head. It was the only thing that mattered to me. The puddle
of drool on the sheet of parchment in front of me didn't matter. The fact that
on the parchment in front of me that I was supposed to be writing notes on
didn't matter, since I didn't really need to keep it as all is said was:
Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco
Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco
Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco
Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco
Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco
Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco
Draco Draco Draco Dra- sorry got carried away… Ron waving his had in front
of my face also didn't matter. The bell ringing didn't matter. Nothing did
until Draco (Draco) walked merrily out of the room chatting to …
the new girl… Mary-Sue. My whole world fell apart. I will get
Draco, if it's the last thing I do. Even it means killing Mary-Sue. Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha….
Lots of love, Harry
Ron's Diary – Griffindor common room
10:10 pm
Beginning of term one
6th year
Harry's acting weird
I think he's in love…
With Draco…
I knew he was a pansy, but I thought he like Cedric. Oh well. In Potions he was staring into space and writing "Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco Draco" while dribbling.
Draco seems quite taken by the new girl.
She's hot.
Blonde hair that goes all shiny in the sunlight.
She's hot.
Looks like a cheerleader from some American muggle movie.
She' hot.
Violet eyes.
Did I mention she was hot?
Hmmm…. Just before I started writing I heard Harry laughing evilly.
Dammit that boy's weird.
Ron Weasley, signing off.
Mary-Sue's diary – La-la land (Hufflepuff tower)
10:15 pm
Beginning of term one
6th year.
So, like, I was, like, walking to class and this, like, red headed guy in Griffindor or whatever was, like, staring at my boobs. Oh well. There's this nerd black haired kid – I think he's gay – and he's, like, totally in love with this guy that I'm, like, so totally in love with more. Like, now I'm confused. Okay, like, the guy that I'm, like, totally more in love with than the black-haired kid, is called Draco Malfoy and I can't stop thinking about him and, like, all this thinking is making my head hurt but I don't care because in so totally in love.
Like, love Mary-Sue
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So yeah… that's the start of the story. Mary-Sue and Harry Potter are both in love with Draco Malfoy and both want to kill each other… what will be the out come of this story?
Who knows?
Who cares?
But keep reading 'cause we said so!