My requirements may seem stupid, but I am VERYserious about these. I may kill for jokes about them... eh nah.
1) Loves Nightmare Before Christmas to the extent that he will not feel creeped out when I say it word by word with the movie muted while it plays.
2) Can stand plain and boring cooking
3) Is fond of kids, but will not have the idea of having more than two kids.
4) LOVES Role-Playing. I cannot stress this enough.
5) Loves Doctor Who
6) IS in fact a Whovian
7) Loves Pokemon
8) IS in fact a Poke-druggie like myself. (meaning wants the games and the cards as much as a hoboe wants clothes, money, and food)
9) Has to be alright with random moments
10) Can deal with my terrible singing abilities (I like to sing, but I ain't the best at singing... probably not even a close third.)
11) Will not disagree with me
12) Will not question my moments of locking the door to the bedroom and not letting him in for hours on end (this one and the next one are cause I seriously don't plan on actually dating until I have a job)
13) Will have to understand that the kitchen is off limits and if he comes into the kitchen I have the right to throw knives at him
14) Will let me spoil myself and brag my cool stuff in his face~
15) Will agree to help me take over the world and possibly help me improve my domination plans
16) Likes the Powerpuff Girls
17) Can handle my obsession with ANYTHING.
18) Knows when to back down
19) Has an idea on the term 'Shut up.'
20) Can deal with my best friends ruining his life
21) Will not argue with me on how cold or hot something is
22) Can deal with my rampages
23) Can handle a million cats
24) Likes reading
25) Handle computer obsessed girlfriend (Cause ya know. My life is the computer. How else would I send this to you all reading this?)
26) Can handle cussing
27) Needs to understand that I don't believe in God and is ashiest for a reason.
28) Loves anime
29) Will not call anime 'porn' EVER (So every guy at school is off the list)
30) Can never expect me to wear a dress
31) Will accept me as their girlfriend online as well
32) Cannot go against my 'abuse' to the cats (Locking them in the same room I plan on vacuuming or shoving the broom at their face when sweeping.)
33) Loves Alice in Wonderland
34) IS in fact mad
35) Has to like Edgar Allen Poe
36) Knows to not act cool around me
37) Will make a fool out of himself if I am making a fool out of myself
38) Will prefer to do whatever than go with the crowd
39) Is very, very, very understanding
40) Cannot force me to do anything
41) Does not mean persuasion is out of the question!
42) Can slightly own bragging rights
HAS to sign this at the very bottom on the occasion of asking me out to not go against any and all of these rules
Has to be emo to survive allllllllll this, and be able to bail me and my besties out of jail.