Yes, it's already my second story! Oh my God! It's even worse than the last. I think. "More that just that" is definitely better. But since I'm supposed to revise for Latin, and I needed a destraction, I thought: Coco, why the hell not?

So here we go!


"Emma! EM- Oh. Hey."

"Um, hey, Remus."

"Fancy seeing you here."

"Erm, do you?"

"Yeah. Listen, why … don't we go up there?"

"To the Shrieking Shack? Are you mental?"

"If you don't mind?"

"Well, actually … my friends are waiting for me, you know."

"Oh. Okay, well, then, I wouldn't want to -"

"On the other hand …"

"You would?"

"They won't be mad, I'm sure."

"Oh. Good. Brilliant."

"Remus, why exactly are you talking all funny?"

"Funny? Me? I'm not. Honestly -"

"You sound like that Sirius Black."

"Like Sirius? I sound like Sirius? Oh, dear me, no. I do hope I haven't reached that stage of utter madness yet."

"Now you sound more like Remus Lupin."

"Sorry. Apparently panic isn't playing well with my nerves."

"Panic?"

"Yes, I … you know."

"Do I?"

"I've never asked a girl out."

"But y- ummm."

"What were you going to say?"

"Nothing."

"Emma Richmond, be surprised when I say I don't believe you."

"Very well! Did you ask a boy out then? … Stop laughing!"

"I assure you, I have never asked anyone out. Does that suffice?"

"Yes, thank you."

"Well … Do you want to go out with me?"

"All formal, are we, today?"

"…"

"Oh! Er. Yes. I would like to."

"You do? Oh, I- shmmmmmmmmmmmm!"

The conversation ends here because Emma Richmond started kissing Remus Lupin at this point and the 'conversation' following would not keep up with the fic's rating. The end.