AN: Just a short crazy thing I did while I was bored. :) Enjoy!

Sasuke growled as he waited impatiently for the rest of his team to show up. He growled again as he scrolled through the inbox in his cell phone.

From: BLOCKED NUMBER

FWD: SSLLAAAPP!!! U got a slap on the ass! Can I have one back?

DELETE?

[YES] NO

From: BLOCKED NUMBER

FWD: I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice Ass!!!!!!!

DELETE?

[YES] NO

From: BLOCKED NUMBER

FWD: Do u believe in love at first site or do I have to walk by again?

DELETE?

[YES] NO

From: Naruto

FWD: What happened 2 ur Phone? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."

DELETE?

[YES] NO

From: BLOCKED NUMBER

FWD: My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast.

DELETE?

YES [NO]

REPLY?

[YES] NO

From: Sasuke

Who in the hell is this?

He waited impatiently for a reply, but never got one. Hearing voices he looked up to see Sakura and Naruto walking towards him. Then his phone beeped again.

From: BLOCKED NUMBER

FWD: Of all the babes ur my selection. Please don't give me a rejection. My teeth are clean for ur Inspection so give my mouth a tongue injection!

At least now he knew it wasn't those two. He went to delete the new message but it beeped again and flashed, NEW MESSAGE.

From: BLOCKED NUMBER

FWD: If your right leg was Thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?

DELETE?

[YES] NO

He slammed his phone shut just as the two got close. Shoving it in his pocket he pushed of the tree he was leaning on. He was just gonna forget about the whole thing and beat the crap out of Naruto to burn off some steam.

"Yo" Kakashi's voice rang as he appeared in a puff of smoke. "Sorry for being late. I was helping an...."

"Save it!" Sakura and Naruto hissed.

He chuckled then barked out orders for Naruto and Sasuke to pair up and Sakura to pair with him. Sasuke smirked ready to kick some loudmouth butt. For some reason though his he couldn't take his gaze of Sakura as Kakashi pulled her aside and whispered something in her ear. She shook her head and shrugged. His eyes narrowed as watch Kakashi turn away and pulled something from his pocket. A moment later Sasuke's phone beeped.

And he would have never guessed the truth if Kakashi hadn't spun on his heels the moment he heard the beep and stared wide eyed at him. Sasuke pulled his phone from his pocket and flipped it open, jabbing the button.

From: BLOCKED NUMBER

You're gonna be screaming my name by the time I'm done training you.

Sasuke looked up and met Kakashi's gaze. Kakashi blushed under his mask then rubbed the back of his neck nervously while pointing at Sakura. "Sorry Sasuke." Were the only words he got out before he turned and took to the treetops with Sasuke close behind.

AN: :) LOL Yeah I know.....I couldn't help myself. Please don't forget to review!! LUV YA