Pika Dilemma Aka. Oopsie! I ACCIDENTALLY Turned My Sister's Hubby into a Pikachu!
Summary:
Wanting to have a healthy distance from his sexually active wife, Athrun sought the help of his best friend. The solution? It happens to involve a certain little yellow guy.
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Author's Note:
Okay, I know some may complain because I do have commitments in my other fics but please bear with me. I find it hard to update them.
Btw, I have a major announcement. I have a multiply site! Some of my fics would be featured there first before I upload them here in ff . net . So if you want to visit it, go to nareiya+.+multiply+.+com; just remove the '+' signs.
Also, I have a nice fic there entitled "Live. Love. Laugh" it's AC and I need your opinion on it because it's still under construction. I want it to be PERFECT before I post it here because I consider it to be a BIG fic.
Neways, do enjoy reading this comic fic of mine entitled, "Oopsie! I ACCIDENTALLY Turned my Sister's Hubby into a Pikachu!"
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Disclaimer: I do not own GS/D, Pokemon or any other magazine, gadget mentioned in this fic
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Chapter One: Pika-Pika Dilemma!
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It was a sunny night in the country of Orb. The clouds were kind enough to allow the sun to radiate its powerful rays. People would actually think that it was already summer in the country of Orb but it was in fact WINTER.
Anyway, moving on with the story, so the sun was radiating its powerful rays but it wasn't enough to discourage a certain blue-haired man wearing a black wig and ruby contact lens to his mission.
Yes, it was evident that world peace had been attained but this blue-haired man wearing a black wig and ruby contact lens didn't feel this PEACE. He wasn't dense or stupid enough. He was just under this feeling of injustice in their household. This man felt that his wife was dominating their relationship too much because during their SPECIAL NIGHTS which happened to be EVERY NIGHT, she conquers him.
Yes, he always falls prey to his wife for some unknown reason even though he has this certain ability called the "Zala Charm". Even with this charm, his wife always emerges as the victor and he wanted it to end because if it won't, then the 20th Athha-Zala baby would come to life.
He wasn't anti-babies. In fact, he loves those little monsters that are able to control their lives with just one cry. He loves them but enough was enough. How can you love and educate 19 kids? Even if they are rich due to his dad's ill gotten wealth and his wife's corruption, they can't spare enough time for those 19 kids. They need love, care and constant attention. That surely won't be possible if the supposed 20th Attha-Zala baby would come to life.
You might ask, "Hey mister, why won't you tell this to your wife?" The blue-haired man wearing a black wig and ruby contact lens would shook his head and sighed heavily, signifying that he had already done that but he had failed obviously because they have 19 freaking kids for crying out loud!
Anyway again, let's now move on with the blue-haired man wearing a black wig and ruby contact lens. He carefully looked around, ensuring that the place was momentarily safe. After ensuring his safety, he quickly tiptoed to the house by the beach and sighed heavily. He was safe...for now. The blue-haired man wearing a black wig and ruby contact lens removed his disguise.
He made his way to the master bedroom's door and he softly knocked on the door. "Kira," he softly called out and minutes later, a brunette haired dude came out of the door.
The man named 'Kira', escorted the man with 19 kids to their home's living room. "So what is my best friend doing in this ungodly hour?" his amethyst eyes obviously showed great irritation because no man would wake up and disturb their best friend's sleep especially if it's three in the morning
"It's her Kira!" His hands began to fidget.
"Her? Are you talking about my sister again?" he saw him nod, "If you're waiting for me to say, 'Okay Athrun, I'll agree on a wife swap with you but you need to pay me ten million Orb dollars' well, news flash Athrun! It won't happen again!"
He begged, "I'll double the money, Kira! You got to help me! I can't bear her anymore especially if she's on the mood!"
He took hold of his best friend's shoulders and shook it, "You're a man, Athrun. Just take it and act like a man."
Athrun the poor guy, stood up and started on a monologue as he stared on the sunny night sky, "You don't get it, Kira. It's like...when we're doing 'it'--" " Just say SEX, Athrun." Kira interrupted him.
He rolled his emerald eyes and ignored him, "When we're having SEX, she's always...so aggressive...you know, I always get the feeling that I'm the one being devirginized...I feel I'm having a vagina whenever...we do 'it'..."
Kira snorted, "Athrun, do you know what my job is?" Athrun spaced out. It was his turn to roll his eyes, "I'm a freaking mechanic/bodyguard of my songstress wife/ father of three/etc. I'm not a freakin' SEX PSYCHOLOGIST for crying out loud!"
Athrun knelt before his best friend and tugged on his PJs, "If you don't help me, I'll pull this PJ bottoms down and shout 'til I become mute!"
Kira thought for a moment and said, "Wait...you did THIS to me, LAST Christmas! You're mean!"
"Wrong. It was NINETEEN CHRISTMASs ago. Anyway,I'm serious here, Kira. If you don't help me, then say goodbye to your supply of condoms for your 'intimate moments with Lacus' because you'll be using it on someone else!" He warned him.
"Y-you wouldn't..."
Athrun smirked, "Yes I am serious, Kira. If that's not enough, I'll tell it to Milly."
"Athrun...please...don't..." He shook his head, "I'm desperate, Kira. Desperate people do crazy things."
Kira sighed in defeat, "Fine. Come back three hours later. I'll think of something..."
"Yippee! Cagalli can't devirginized me for the nth time!" Athrun did a victory dance.
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Three hours later...
Athrun cocked his head to the side, "So? What's the plan?"
Kira, still clad in his PJs, showed him a FHM magazine, "Here's the plan."
"I don't get it." Kira murmured some incoherent comments that he was really smarter than Athrun because he went to an Industrial College while his best friend flaunted his ass in Zaft Miitary.
He opened the magazine and pointed on the page full of kiddie drawings, "This says that if we make this potion and wish on it before drinking, it would transform the guy--which is you--to a form that the girl hates. You should come into contact with the girl and find out if she loves you even if you are in the form that she hates."
"Ooohhh..." he said in amazement, "I never knew you had useful magazines. I always thought that FHM is for horny guys only...Wait, you're horny despite your successful marriage?"
Kira ignored his best friend's stupid comment, "Now, our problem is this: What does Cagalli hate?"
"Hmm..." Athrun looked at the ceiling and then faced Kira, "Shinn."
"Besides him."
"Yuuna."
"He's dead, Ath and I bet you don't wish on taking on his image."
He scratched his chin thoughtfully, "Yeah...she might annihilate Orb if I take on Yuuna...How about Meyrin?"
"Luna would kill you."
"Fake Lacus?"
"Athrun. Do you know what will she do if she sees Fake Lacus again?" Athrun was clueless, "She'll go straight to the butcher. Borrow his knife. Go back to Fake Lacus' initial location and cut off her oversized boobs."
"You have a point..." Athrun sighed and raised his arms in defeat, "I give up...I can't think of anything..."
Kira sighed as well. They were on the verge on giving up but luckily something hit Kira. Literally.
"Oh fuck! Who hit me with this Pikachu doll!" One of Kira's kid who looked like a mini Lacus said a litany of apologies and hugged the Pika doll, fearing for its life.
Athrun was about to laugh for some unknown reason but something caught his attention. Due to his cleanliness fetish, he quickly saw that the Pika doll was really dirty. "Hey mini Lacus, what happened to the doll? Why is it so...eww...dirty?"
The kid hastily explained that her beloved aunt, Cagalli, came an unannounced and saw the Pika doll. She threw the doll in the ocean because she 'hated' it for some reason. Before the kid could say the reason, Athrun beckoned her to stop looked at Kira.
Kira looked at him. "Problem solve."
The two best friends hurried to Kira's secret lab which was a few centimeters away from the living room.
Kira hastily mixed chemicals and placed the final solution into a glass.
"Now make a wish."
"Can I say it ALOUD?"
"Can you say it to YOURSELF?"
"Fine!" Athrun took the potion from Kira and before drinking it, he made his wish. "Bon appetit!" He drank the potion.
At first he thought nothing was happening but he suddenly felt dizzy. His clothes fell off him and when he looked up, Kira turned into a giant.
"!"
"You okay, Ath?"
"Pika pika piii!" he flapped his arms.
A smirk appeared on Kira's face. "Ehehehhe...since you're clearly a Pikachu now, I'll kick you out of my house!" Kira happily kicked the poor Pikachu with bits of blue hair and ultra-cute emerald eyes out of his house. Before closing the door, he quickly said, "By the way, you have exactly five days to prevent a 20th Athha-Zala baby from coming into life! Good luck to you, Pika Ath!"
The ultra cute Pika Ath stood up and dusted himself. He looked at the road before him.
This would be the longest journey in his life.
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End of Chapter One
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Author's Note:
Yippee! I finished chap one! Heheeh...hope you guyys enjoyed this chap! I'm sorta addicted to comedy...nowayds...neways, please review! In the next chap, Cags will appear! What will Pika Ath do?
~nareiya