Ask Yugi
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, but I wish I did. Or any thing else except for my ideas. If you see anything that looks like it's from your story. I didn't copy it, it's original. WE JUST THINK THE SAME WAY! This is my first fic so please DON'T flame me!
Bakura:How come its called ask Yugi?¡¨
LOL:Because he's the main character. You'll get to answer some letters in later chapters.You're sooooooo cute! glomps ^_________________^
Bakura:Yay! ^______________^
LOL:Now on with the fic! I hope u like it!
¡K¡K= actions
(¡K¡K)= author's notes
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Dear Yugi,
I have a problem with my Ex. What should I do? Should I marry him or hate him?
Whacked Widow
Dear lady,
How the hell should I know! I¡¦m 15!
Yugi, 15 year old boy
Dear Yugi,
Is you hair always like that or did get it done somewhere? I love it!
Spacy Flirt
Dear Weird Girl,
I was born with this hair. You can¡¦t get this masterpiece from ANY hair studio! *pats his hair*
Yugi, the boy with great hair
Dear Yugi,
Are you free Saturday? If you are meet me behind the Game Shop at 6 pm.
Puppy Dawg
Dear Joey,
I know that¡¦s you Joey. For the 68th time, I¡¦m not gay!
Yugi, a straight guy, heterosexual, not homosexual. Kapish? (Sorry if u like joey, but I really think he¡¦s gay.^_^!)
Dear Yugi,
Have you ever thought of selling that beautiful hunk of gold you have hangin¡¦ around your neck?
Gold Lover
Dear Gold Member,
Aren¡¦t you that guy in Austin Powers? And NO! My puzzle is not for sale! Geez! You¡¦re as bad as Yami Bakura. {I do not own Austin Powers. Sorry to Y. Bakura lovers out there}
Yugi
Dear Yugi,
I just can¡¦t wait to be King!
Simba
Dear Simba,
You are King! You married Nala and had a daughter named Kiara! Now you even have a son-in-law, Kovu! DUH! I should know, I love the Lion King. {Don¡¦t own Lion King}
Yugi, Stating the obvious
Dear Yugi,
How can you be so slim?
Garfield
Dear Garfield,
My secret, 2 cans of Slim Fast a day! Lose 10 pounds in just ONE week. {Don¡¦t own Garfield OR Slim Fast.}
Yugi, Slim Fast Sponsor
Dear Yugi,
Get away from Anzu! She¡¦s too good for you! Mwuhahaha!
AnzuCrazy
Dear Honda,
I get the point! This is the WHAT?! 169th letter! You¡¦ve sent me!
Yugi
Dear Yugi-Boy,
I just remembered the one thing I forgot to put in on Duelist Kingdom! Porta- Potties!
Maxxy
Dear Pegasus,
Gee, ya think?!
Yugi, irritated boy who can¡¦t hold for very long
Dear Yugi,
You can¡¦t hide your puzzle from me forever!
Evil Psycho Maniac
Dear Yami Bakura,
o.0
Yugi, O.O
Dear Cutie,
You¡¦re SOOOOOOOO cute!
Cutie Crazy
Dear Cutie Crazy,
I know I am. Thanks for telling me.
Yugi, really cute guy
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LOL:So did u like it?
Joey:I¡¦m NOT gay!
LOL:Ofcourse u are! You like Yugi. Remember?
Joey:Oh yeah. Thanks for reminding me. walks off
Yami:Will I get a chance to answer some letters?
LOL:Of course u will! Your sooo hot! glomps
Yami:Ack!o.0
LOL:The next chapter will be yours, all yours. Happy?
Yami:^________________^
LOL:I hope u liked this 1st chapter. There¡¦ll be a lot more coming up very soon! I¡¦ve already written about 5 chapters and will be putting them up. Plz r&r!