Hiya! This is a story based on a drama skit that my friends and I did at school once. It's quite disastrous. Hope you enjoy it! Remember to review! ^_^

Disclaimer: I don't own KND, Mr. Warburton does!

"Kuki," called her mother. "Fanny's here!"

"Wheee!" shrieked Kuki, scampering down the staircase to the foyer, clutching her new Let's-Bake-Together-Rainbow-Monkey. She wrenched open the door to find her red-headed friend standing outside with a large grin on her face.

"Hi Kuki!"

"Fanny! Come in, come in, come in! Ooh… I'm so excited!" she exclaimed, ushering her in.

"Yeah, me too! I even got the new Let's-Bake-Together-Rainbow-Monkey!"

"You mean, this one?!" Kuki shoved her monkey towards Fanny.

"Oh my gosh! Yes!"

"Oh my gosh! Yay!" Kuki replied, clapping her hands together in excitement.

The two girls started singing the Rainbow Monkey theme song at the top of their lungs, and skipped towards Kuki's kitchen.

"Okay girls," said Kuki's mom, popping her head in the doorway. "I have to go out to get some groceries. Don't do anything... dangerous, okay?"

"Okay!" they chorused, exchanging secret winks.

A few moments later, they heard the door close. Fanny rummaged through her backpack, and pulled out a large book.

"Okay. So I looked through my mum's cookbooks, and I found this one!" Fanny passed the colourful book to her friend. Kuki flipped it open and immediately gasped. "What?" asked Fanny.

"Oh my gosh!" she squealed. "Chocolate chip cookies!"

"Yummy…"

"Okay, okay." The two girls could barely contain their excitement. Fanny propped the book open on the toaster, and they began pouring over the directions.

"Soo… soogar? Sugar!" said Fanny. Kuki scrambled over to one of the cupboards and set a bag of sugar on the counter. "Next it says… flour," continued Fanny.

"Flowers? How many?"

"Two cups." Kuki popped her head into the living room. Glancing around the room, she spotted her targets. She ran back to the kitchen a moment later holding two vases of flowers.

"Okay, what now?" asked Kuki.

"Backing… back… baking… baking soda," Fanny responded, stumbling over the words.

"Baking soda? That sounds yucky," exclaimed Kuki, giggling. She climbed onto a chair so she could reach the cupboards. She rifled through the supplies. "Hmm… I don't think we have that…"

"Aw, man!"

"Wait wait wait!" Kuki squealed suddenly. "Numbuh 2 gave me some soda last week! It's in my room!" She scampered up the stairs and came back a minute later carrying a can of soda.

"Uh, I don't think they mean that kind of soda…" murmured Fanny uncertainly, examining the pictures in the book.

"Well sure they do! I mean, once we put it in the oven, it'll be baking soda, right?"

"Well, I guess…" Fanny brightened considerably. "It says one… t, s, p, n." Fanny looked up. "What does that mean?"

"I dunno. Let's just put the whole can in just in case." So the two girls took out a mixing bowl and a wooden spoon and began determinately combining the flowers and the soda. Once they were finished, they continued reading.

"It says we have to preheat the oven," muttered Fanny. "How do we do that?"

"Well, when my mom makes turkey, she turns a bunch of switches and dials on the oven." She ran over to it, examining the buttons. "Um, well, this one says on." She pressed it, and the oven beeped loudly. "Uh. Yeah. And next, we adjust the temperature, so this button. And you press it again. And again." The oven beeped. "Hey, this is fun!"

"Lemme try," said Fanny, reaching over Kuki's shoulder. Beep beep beep.

"Beep!" yelled Kuki, laughing. Fanny joined in. Ten beeps later, the oven was being heated at 475 degrees. Sadly, the girls didn't know that the recipe called for 250 degrees. The other thing they didn't know was that Mrs. Sanban stored pots and pans in the oven (apparently an typical asian thing), and they were still sitting inside.

"Hm. Something smells funny," interrupted Kuki suddenly, sensitive nose twitching.

"Yeah… like… burning plastic or something," added Fanny. Kuki frowned, approaching the oven cautiously.

"Well, it's coming from inside the oven," she muttered. Fanny stood a few paces away as Kuki carefully opened the oven…

Bwahahaha... I like this one. Anyways, more coming soon! Please review. :)

-happynomnom