Heyah Everyone, the names Hat glad you took a peek at my story. Right now I am living in Japan for about a year and this fanfiction is a tribute to all my great friends back at home. I hope you enjoy.
Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh 5d's, Burger King, Yugioh Abridged, Left 4 Dead, or Dragon Ball Z
Yugioh, American Revolution
The sun shining down through the palm trees and onto the open road of Naples, Florida. Where cars, motorcycles, trucks etc… are driving about their usual day. But this isn't a usual day, today is the start of a whole new yugioh adventure. In America.
As the cars whisk by, a blond haired blue eyed teenage girl wearing jeans, black shirt, and a short sleeved hoodie runs along the sidewalk with her deck on her belt and a black cap on her head.
"Those retards, waking me up in 8 in the morning on a Saturday. Jeez what's so important that I got to run to Big Katts a half hour before it opens?"
As she's running down the road a strange red motorcycle races down the road past the girl. The rider's deck box opened and four cards flew out of it flying towards the girl. One hits her in the back of the neck and as she turns around the other three hit her in the face.
"Ow! Weird." Looking at the cards she sees that they were Stardust Dragon, Salvation Star- Savior Dragon, Stardust Xiolon, and Savior Star Dragon. "Whoa! What kind of cards are these? They're in Japanese. I've never seen them before… might as well try them out since I can read them." So she put the cards inside her deck box and kept running not noticing the red light shining on the crosswalk.
"HEY! Watch where yah going kid!"
At the card shop a group of duelists are gathered at the door.
"Come on let us in!" "We wanna see it!" "Get out here French!"
At that moment the girl finally arrived at the card shop panting as she stops next to a guy who has his long hair tied in a pony tail, black bandana wrapped around his head, dark vest over a long sleeved white shirt, dark jeans with his keys, phone, and several accessories attached.
"Randy you can't believe the awesome cards that I found."
The guy now known as Randy turns around to face her "Hat you can save that for later, they're finally here!"
"What's here?"
"Duel disks!!"
"Are you serious!?"
One of the other duelists came over, his name is Brandon, he has dark spiked up hair which is covered by a beanie, long sleeved white shirt and dark jeans, bearing a toothy grin on his face.
"Yah, ever since the no holograms ban was lifted the new mayor has been trying to get the duel disks and they finally announced it on the TV yesterday that the official release of the disk will be down at city hall with a celeb duelist."
Randy continues to speak "But French told me that he got two of the disks and we'll probably be able to test play with them."
"Sweet!" Hat says with determination in her eyes "I hope I get to test it."
"Same here." And then the door to the shop opens and a portly elderly man with a grey ponytail, big glasses and overalls comes out of the door.
"Alright Kiddos listen up! Yes I have the duel disks, I will pull two names out of a hat and those two will be the first to try out the duel disk."
"Oh here!" Hat takes off her hat and hands it to French "You can use mine!"
"Why thank you Hat." So all the duelists put their names in the hat while consoling amongst themselves. A large duelist with slicked back greaser hair wearing a dark blue short sleeved shirt, and jeans with the slightest bit of a mustache by the name of Luis spoke up, "So if Hat doesn't have her hat, what do we call her?"
To this Hat replies "You could just use my name Che…"
"NO!" says the shortest and youngest member of the group, a skinny boy with messy brown hair wearing a mid sleeve blueish gray and white plaid jacket and jeans with multiple holes in it and backpack strapped, and his name is Nik.
"We should just call her Hat even if she doesn't have a Hat, I mean it's not like she's a different person!"
As he continues to rant, a guy with glasses and slightly spiked up black hair wearing a jean jacket and a green shirt plus jeans walks behind Nik "Hey Nik…"
Nik turns around to look at him with a big grin "Yah Judge!"
Then Judge takes out a silver metal pen and shines a purple ultraviolet light directly into Nik's face "AAAAH IT BURNS!!!!"
The only Asian in the group wearing short sleeved dark shirt and jeans, named Doan, said quietly "Idiot Nik."
A large portly black man with glasses wearing a short sleeved green button up shirt and white pants named Dwayne says "just let him be, at least it keeps him quiet for a few minutes."
A shorter Puerto Rican man wearing a red t-shirt walks up to Judge and acting like a bunny asks "Judge can I see your deck?"
"F**ck no Christian"
Hat then asks "Hey I wonder when fairy will get here today"
Another guy with glasses tanner wearing a short sleeve black shirt and jeans walked up and said "Aww Hatty is worried about her fairy boy"
"Peh, he can take his sweet time here. And for the last time I don't like him like that!"
Brandon says "Woof! Looks like someone is a little defensive"
Randy then interjects by saying "Come on you guys layoff"
Ariel then says "oooh here comes mister knight in shining armor"
And in unison Hat and Randy both yell "Shut up Ariel!"
Luis "10 bucks that fairy doesn't show up till after the duel"
Christian "Oooh 20 bucks that he doesn't get here till we get to Burger King."
"Okaies yous guys," announces French, "let's get started, the first name is… Hat!"
"Yes awesome!" somewhere in the background Ariel yells "cheated!" "F**k off Ariel!"
"And the second name is… Randy Arena"
At this Hat stood with a shocked look on her face while Randy jumped around in excitement 'Aw crp I'm screwed!' "Well Randy let's have a fun match!"
"Yah defiantly!" With that French gives the duelists each one of the duel disks and they stand a good distance from each other in the empty parking lot.
"DUEL!"
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"Ladies first."
"Why thank you, draw!" She just drew the Savior Dragon. 'Hey there buddy nice to see you here' "I activate future fusion! Sending five dragons to the graveyard, and I send 2 Red Eyes Darkness Metal Dragon, a Red Eyes Wyvern, Magna Drago, and Stardust Xiolon to the graveyard. Then I use monster reborn to bring to life Red Eyes Darkness Metal Dragon"
Then in an instance out of dark red flames arouse a dark metal dragon with red glaring eyes and a loud roar.
ATK/2800 DEF/2400 Lv.10
"That is like the sickest thing ever. Now I use his special effect to special summon from my hand, Prime Material Dragon."
Now a dragon seemingly made fully out of wood appears onto the field.
ATK/2400 DEF/2000 Lv.6
"Then I set one face down card and end my turn, and since I never normal summoned or set a monster I remove Red Eyes Wyvern from play to special summon my second Red Eyes Darkness Metal."
Randy then says "Hat, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn."
"Yah so?"
"That's against the rules isn't it?"
"Screw the rules! I'm a main character!"
In the audience Ariel says "And that is where a whole load of littlekuriboh fans spam us for using his jokes."
Nik looks up at him with a puzzled look "what's a little kuriboh? Yah talking about the monster?"
"Pretty impressive Hat," Randy says "you've defiantly improved since I gave you that metal dragon."
"Hehe, yah I owe yah one pal," Hat replies "I may actually be able to top in regionals this time around. I'm just glad I was able to get a second one easily."
Randy draws his 6th card and grins "But sadly you're screwed. I activate the field spell Zombie World!"
All of a sudden the whole parking lot turns into a dark dead forest with dying trees everywhere and Hat's Dragon's decaying from being zombified.
"Because of Zombie World every monster in our graveyards and on the field are turned into Zombies."
"Aaaaaah noooo this is why I hate dueling you!!!"
"And next I summon Zombie Master and I use his effect to pitch plaugespreader zombie to the graveyard to bring back your magna drago."
Zombie Master ATK/1800 DEF/0 Lv4
Magna Drago ATK/1400 DEF/600 Lv2 Tuner
A sinister zombie with purple hair pops out of the ground and drags magna drago out of the ground with him.
"Now I'm going to synchro summon for Goyo Guardian!" The two monsters instantly combine stars to form into a zombified gay geisha looking security cop.
"Wait how did you get your hands on a Japanese cop card?"
"You never know what you'll find over the internet"
"Wrong!" Brandon yells from the audience, "He jacked it from a real Japanese cop that came to visit his house!"
"Shut up Brandon! Now Goyo attack her prime material dragon!"
Goyo spins his weapon and strikes her prime material dragon then bringing it over to his side of the field.
3600.4000
"Goyo's effect is that whenever he destroys monsters he can special summon it to my side of the field in defense mode. I play card of safe return then send one card to the top of my deck to special summon plaugespreader zombie letting me draw a card."
ATK/400 Def/200 Lv 2 Tuner
"And synch him with your prime material dragon for Tank Zombie, the Dead End."
A massive zombie with large chest and arms standing on his knuckles bounds onto the field giving a loud scream.
ATK/3400 DEF/0 Lv8
"Eww for a hologram he has really nasty breath." Hat says.
Christian rose his hand and says "No, that was me!"
"His effect is as long as zombie world is on the field my zombies cannot be destroyed through battle and damage calculation is all negated. I also play Mystical Space Typhoon to destroy your future fusion then set a facedown to end my turn."
"Randy, you really got to make it hard for me don't you?"
"Only for you Hat."
Hat gives Randy a strange confused look "What's that suppose to mean?"
"I mean that your deck is the only one that has this much trouble against me."
"Oh… DRAW! I activate Brain Control! By paying 800 life points I'm going to take control of your Goyo guardian."
2800.4000
"Now I activate my trap card Graceful Revival to bring back a level two or lower monster from my graveyard and I choose Magna Drago. Next I Synchro summon Goyo and Magna Drago to Synchro Summon…"
All of a sudden Hat could hear a voice coming from inside her deck box, and the Stardust Dragon was glowing for a few moments. "I Synchro Summon Stardust Dragon!"
In a shower of Starlight a massive dragon with a harpoon shaped head toward over the field with majestic silver wings spread wide creating massive gusts of wind as it made a roar towards the sky. All the duelists on the ground held on as the wind blew past.
"The hell is this?"Nik says "I thought these were just virtual holograms."
"For some reason," Dwayne says "I recognize that card. But where have I seen it?"
Hat stood there amazed until a card from her graveyard popped out. "Oh yah, and because Stardust is on the field I can special summon Stardust Xiolon from my graveyard. Then I Normal Summon Salvation Dragon Savior Dragon."
Xiolon ATK/100 DEF/100 Lv1
Savior ATK/0 DEF/0 Lv1 Tuner
"I'm not sure what you're up to Hat but I won't let this duel end that quickly, I reveal my facedown card, Synchro Limit, when this is active on the field both players can only Synchro Summon once per turn.
"Grr, I set a card face down and end my turn."
"Draw, I summon Zombie Master and pitch Mezuki to Special Summon my other Zombie Master, now Tank attack her tuner!."
"Not so fast, I activate threatening roar which stops any attacks from happening this turn."
"I set a face down and end my turn."
"Now, I synchro summon! Stardust Dragon, Stardust Xiolon, and Savior Dragon combine together to form. Savior Star Dragon!"
Then Stardust Dragon shined brightly transforming into what looks like a giant rainbow dragon fly.
Everyone stood amazed at the massive fields that both people possessed when Luis asks Judge. "Judge what is the combined attacks of her monsters." Judge types in his calculator. "It's over 9000!!!!" "What! 9000!?"
Ariel interjects, "What now we're making DBZ references?"
"The hell you talking about?" Nik says.
"From what I can read, one of his effects is that I can negate the effect of a spell trap or monster card by tributing him. And I choose to negate Zombie World."
Savior Star Dragon shined brightly over the deceased forest making the darkness disappear and bringing her dragons back to normal.
"Aw sh*t, without Zombie World my monsters are open for attack!"
"Exactly, and now I use Red Eyes effect to special summon back my Savior Star Dragon. My two Red Eyes attack the Zombie Masters."
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"And now Savior Star Dragon! Attack his Tank!"
And as the two monsters clashed creating electric currents to fly all around the field the two duel disks short circuited and exploded. The images fade away and Hat and Randy grab their decks and threw the Duel Disks off their arms to avoid being burnt.
Then they stood a moment before bursting out laughing.
"Hahahaha Randy that was the greatest duel ever!!"
"I know right!! Ahahaaha"
"HEY YOU BASTARDS!"
Nik jumps onto the dueling field. "You freakin broke the duel disk, now how are the rest of us supposed to try it out huh? That's so unfair!"
In unison Hat and Randy say "SHUT UP NIK!"
Then a beat up old Malibu Chevy drove in and the ever so late Fairy, a larger fellow with blonde highlighted hair, short sleeved blue shirt, and knee length brown shorts, shows up and asks, "Hey guys what I missed?"
Then everyone but him starts bursting out laughing.
"Hey what's so funny guys? Hey? HEY!?
"Christian, you owe me 20 bucks."
"God dammit."
-Later at Burger King-
Everyone is sitting at burger king eating, talking, and table top dueling.
"So Hat, how did you get those Stardust cards anyway?" Nik asks while stealing some fries from Fairy, "BUGGER OFF NIK!"
"You'll never believe it but they just flew and landed right into my face. Not sure where they came from but they sure are good cards."
"Yah," says Randy "I could use some card like that in my deck. Wanna trade them Hat?"
"Hell no."
Dwayne then turns around from the next table and says. "Hey, I bet they belonged to some pro duelist or something."
"Yah, a dumb pro to lose four powerful cards."
Someone then walks up to their table and says "excuse me do you duelists happen to know where I could find my Stardust Dragon?"
Everyone looks up to see…
And that's where I end it, for now. Find out who the stranger is in the next chapter.
Red Eyes Darkness Metal Spirit: You know it's obvious who the duelist is.
Me: eeeeeh well what else am I suppose to say!?
REDMS: Something like, oh I don't know, review the story something like that
Me: OH YAH! Everyone make sure to review and give some criticism but no flaming or Red Eyes will flame yah back.
REDMS: stupid human.