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Survivor: Hobbit Style:

Voice: Hello. Welcome to Survivor: Hobbit Style. This is the hobbit episode. (If you haven't read the elves, I'd highly recommend it.) Today, well, for thirty days, we will observe Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, and Bilbo stuck on an island with no food, water, or weapons. Can they survive? (Well, let's hope so, Frodo needs to get back to finish the you know what, destroying you also know what, who belongs to you know who, at you know where.) Anyway, they kept a diary of what happened during this thirty-day time.