A/N: I'd like to dedicate this fic to my sister, Rhi.
Also, it's set after the SS arc and just before the Arrancar arc. Oh and this is crack, so there's OOCness.
BOTHER!!
PROLOGUE: Ichigo and Zangetsu were sneaking sneakily into the soul society. They were going to have some fun…now…
BOTHERING 1ST DIVISION
The evening begins just like any other. Yamamoto sits down at his desk to sign paperwork and Chojiro stands by silently.\
Suddenly, two malevolent pranksters burst out from underneath the desk. How they got there is a mystery to all. The two begin to romp around the room, wreaking havoc within the headquarters.
"Hahahaha!" cries Ichigo, "Yamamoto is a 1000 year old virgin!"
"Nanana!" adds Zangetsu.
"Leave, you delinquents!" shouts Yamamoto, rising up from his seat.
Chojiro unsheathes his zanpakto.
Ichigo skips over to Yamamoto. "Why do you look so old?" he asks.
"Because I am old! Honestly, just how thick are you?" replies Yamamoto, shedding his top layer of clothing and wielding his giant stick.
"Eeep!" squirms Ichigo.
"Why don't you ever say anything?" Zangetsu asks Chojiro whilst poking him, "are you some sort of mute?"
Yamamoto then hits Ichigo on the head with a stick, making the idiot's number of brain cells lower still.
"Get out!" says Yamamoto, flailing the stick in the air and catching fire.
"Eeeep!" say Ichigo and Zangetsu.
They run away, towards 2nd division…
Yes, I was indeed bored. Review and flame if you want. The next chapter will be funny, because they're gonna annoy Soi-Fon. Lets see how long they last…