This is how I feel DBZ could've gone if a certain sayain reacted out of surprise from future Trunk's comments...
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"Goku, listen I have some news to tell you." The stranger said with a grim expression.
"Huh?" Goku responded with a dumbfounded look. "What news?"
"I am from the future, the son of Vegeta and Bulma..."
"WHAT!! VEGETA AND BULMA GET MARRIED!!!" Goku shouted out in utter shock.
In the distance the Z-fighters' faces froze. The next sound came courtesy of Vegeta, the first one to regain his speaking ability.
'WHAT!!!!"
Future Trunks groaned. "Goku! They weren't supposed to know tha..."
"LISTEN HERE BOY!" Vegeta roared as he grabbed Trunks by the collar. "I don't know what you are thinking, but there is no way in hell that I would settle down with that blue-haired harpy! Ever! DO YOU UNDERSTAND!"
"Uh well you see dad I..."
"WELL EXCUSE ME MISTER!" Bulma's shrill shriek pierced through the air. "There is no way I would settle down for a jerk like you when I have my Yamcha!"
"Is that a fact! I'm a million times better than that pathetic weakling! You should be honored that you can even look at me!"
"You have some nerve mister hot shot! I don't even want to talk to you anymore. Besides I bet that you are less of a man than my Yamcha in more ways than one!"
"AND WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?"
"I THINK YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT IT MEANS YOU PUNY HOT-HEADED JERK!"
"THAT PATHETIC HUMAN COULD NEVER MEASURE UP TO THE PRINCE OF ALL SAYAINS! YOU BEST WATCH WHAT YOU SAY BEFORE I BLAST YOU INTO OBLIVION!"
"Hmph! Fine! I don't want to talk to you anymore anyway. SO THERE!"
"What! Grrr...fine! I don't want to talk to you anymore anyways!"
"Aww man! I'm never gonna get born now for sure..." Trunks moaned as he slapped his head.
"Heh heh... sorry about that..." Goku said sheepishly as he rubbed the back of his head. "Guess I did yell that pretty loudly..."
"Look Goku, there's no time. I might phase out of existence any time now! I doubt I'll be conceived by those two now... but anyways, three years from now, two deadly monsters will show up three years from now in North City. These monsters are androids built by Dr. Gero. They are incredibly powerful, I've had to watch everyone die by them! Krillin, Yamcha, Vegeta, Piccolo, and Tien all die against them. Me and my mentor Gohan are the only ones who escaped. But then he died later too, trying to save me. My future is a hell Goku,, all of our time is spent running from the androids, hiding and praying."
Goku's face became grim. "What aout me? What happens to me Trunks? Do I die to the androids too?"
" No Goku. You die before you can even get a crack at them. You succumb to a radical new heart virus that you will start hearing about soon."
"Aww man! What a waste! Killed by a virus... Darn it! I don't even get to help anyone?"
"No you get the virus, and there's no cure... at least not in your time, but in my time there is!" Trunks said as he reached in his pocket. He pulled out a small container filled with a thick purple liquid.
"Here man, for your health." Trunks said as he tossed the vial to Goku. "It's the cure to the virus. Just take it when you feel the first symptoms and you should be fine."
"Yeah! Great! And it's purple too! I bet it's grape flavored!" Goku said with a smile.
"Goku!" Trunks said sharply. Goku's smile vanished as he looked at Trunks. "Listen Goku, the future has been screwed up pretty badly now. I don't even know if I'll be alive for much longer. I'll come back to help if I'm alive, but if I'm not... Grrr DAMNIT! It wasn't supposed to happen like this! You guys probably need my help! Maybe I can go back a little bit further in time and stop you from..."
"Listen Trunks" Goku interrupted with a smile, "I am sorry about what happened, but there is nothing we can do now. If you went back in time, there is a chance that you would just mess up things further. I'll try to get Vegeta and Bulma together, but that's all that can be done right now. You haven't disappeared yet, so maybe the future hasn't been screwed up."
"Maybe you're right Goku, but even if it is, I knew that I took that risk. Time-travel is a very risky thing. There is a very high probability that you will shift the future in ways that you can't even comprehend. But some futures deserve to never come to be! The future I spend in is hell Goku, I can't let it happen again, I won't!.
Goku frowned as Trunks continued, "My mother spoke so highly of you Goku, she said that you could beat the androids. From your skills I can see your strong, very strong, but I just don't know if you alone will be enough. But we have no other choice. You are the future's only hope, Goku."
"Alright Trunks, I'll see what I can do"
Goku and Trunks slowly walked back to the rest of the group, where Vegeta and Bulma were currently turned away from each other and refusing to talk to each other. 'Goku you're gonna have a hell of a hard time convincing those two to get together...' Trunks thought grimly.
"Alright well I better get back to the future now..." Trunks started to say.
"Yes, and while your there, tell your weakling whore of a father that he is a disgrace to all of saiyan kind!" Vegeta snorted.
"And let your mother now that she is a slut and a dumbass to dump Yamcha for that monkey over there!"
"Right... well I should go now, good bye, and good luck." Trunks said as he walked over to his time machine and got in. The engine kicked in and the machine floated up in the air. Trunks got one last look at everyone, especially the saiyan prince.
Goodbye father, it was nice to see you, even if you now hate me and mother...' Trunks thought sadly before he and his machine slipped forward in time."
Everyone watched Trunk's machine disappear in a flash. No one said a word until Krillin broke the silence. "So what sis he say Goku?"
Goku smiled sheepishly and said, "Oh nothing of real importance..."
"That's funny." Piccolo cut in, "It sounded real important to me."
Goku looked at Piccolo suddenly and said, "You mean you heard him Piccolo?"
"My ears do more than decorate my head Goku! I have very sensitive hearing, so yeah I heard everything, and it seems I can't endanger your friends existence anymore than you already did..."
Goku smiled and rubbed the back of his head. "Yeah but... ahh I suppose your right..."
"Good, then listen up everyone." All eyes switched to Piccolo. "In three years, two androids will show up at North City. In a fight they will kill all of us except Gohan, who will die later on."
Everyone became silent
"Wow, heavy stuff..." Krillin stated
"Well if you imbeciles want to sit there and let the damn prophecy come true, by all mean sbe my guest." Vegeta cut in. "But I for one am going to train, then again, none of you need even train. Including you, Kakarot."
"I agree with Vegeta." Piccolo said, "Well on one part of that statement.. Our destinies aren't set yet."
'Your choice." The saiyan prince stated as he powered up. "But I am through wasting time here with you weaklings!" And with that he blasted off into the horizon.
"Yeah well I guess we should go to.. Oh wait, you guys wanna see the trick I learned?" Goku happily said.
"With all due respect Goku," Piccolo began, "We don't have time for tricks right now, we should start training immediately. I was thinking I would train with you and Gohan."
"Sure, come on, I bet we'll be really strong after training with each other! I guess my trick will just have to remain a secret then."
"Sure, whatever Goku." Piccolo stated. "Now listen up, all of us should meet in North City in three years, got it?"
Everyone seemed in agreement, so Piccolo finished by saying, "Alright, lets go Goku and Gohan."
With that, Everyone flew off there separate ways to train for the ominous date ahead...
At Capsule Corp., an order was being made...
"Listen up!" Vegeta stated cooly as he regarded Dr Briefs, "I need a spaceship with a gravity chamber that goes up to 500 times gravity!"
"Hmm" Dr Briefs pondered. " O yes! I do have a hip now that can go up to 250 time gravity, give me a week and I should have it working at 500 times gravity."
"Good, see to it then." Vegeta said as he turned his back and walked away.
In one week, Vegeta found himself blasting off into space, ready to begin his intense training.
And so with everyone training hard, three years came to pass...
Whew! Done with chapter one. Sorry that most of it was just regurgitated straight from the series, it will branch off into it's own story soon, right around 17 and 18's arrival. I just needed this bit to set up the story, and I will do the next battle scene just so I am not skipping around. Please review!