You Ain'ts Gots To Go Home, But Ya Gots To Get the Hell Outta Here!

I do not own Gundam Wing. I do however own a TallGeese III.

This is just a quickie while I neglect my other fic ideas.

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Duo: Wanna go somewhere?

Wufei: I'm perfectly content in Winner's mansion, Maxwell. Why would you want to leave?

Trowa: We're ALWAYS here. Our welcome's worn out.

Duo: Please. You and Quat are like this. *crosses his fingers* He'd invite you to stay forever. But Trowa's right. We're always here. Which brings me back to my original question. Wanna go somewhere?

Heero: I'm not going back to the safehouse.

Wufei: If we're not here, we're over there planning another attack on OZ.

Duo: And since OZ has disbanded why do we keep going back there?

Trowa: ....

Wufei: It baffles me too, Barton. The safehouses we get stuck with usually aren't all that nice either.

Duo: How 'bout your girlfriend's house, Heero?

Heero: We're not going all the way to the Sanq Kingdom. And she's not my girlfriend.

Trowa: Has Milliardo forgiven Duo yet?

Wufei: Braided baka got us thrown off of Mars! He seemed to take pleasure in throwing Heero in the return ship and closing the airlock personally.

Duo: It's worth going again just to see that!

Heero: Hnn! *a gun barrel peeks over the laptop screen*

Duo: How many years has it been? You've only shot me what, 4 times. Your record is very sloppy, Heero.

Wufei: You're lucky, Maxwell. Winner set down a "No gunning down the other guests" rule.

Heero: He has to leave sometime.

*Duo goes pale.*

Trowa: I think he's changed his mind about going somewhere else.

*Quatre flies down the stairs.*

Quatre: I realized that all we ever do is hang around here, so I was wondering, who's up for going somewhere?

Duo: Not me!

Wufei: Your house is too grand to go anywhere else. I'll be in the pool, Winner.

Heero: I'm going to stay here with Duo. *the gun hammer clicks loud enough for Duo to hear*

Trowa: I need to go to my apartment and get the mail. You can come if you want, Quatre.

Quatre: Your apartment is on L3.

Trowa: Errands could also be run on the way.

Wufei: Errands? I do need to have my weapons sharpened. I'll attend, Barton.

Heero: I'll be here with Duo.

Duo: *nervously* Have a good time, guys!

*As they leave, Heero stares at Duo and grins evilly*

Duo: Aww man... You're lame. You know that, Heero? L A M E.