Disclaimer: I don't own anything related to the TV show Supernatural. But if Eric Kripke ever wants to hire me to write or play a part – I'm in.

So I wrote these parody holiday carols at 5am this morning when I couldn't sleep. This website is a lot more complicated than I thought – so I'm still trying to figure out how to work everything. Thus I blame any glaring errors on my inexperience.

Hope you enjoy – let me know what you think.

Christmas Carols – Winchester Style

(Tune of "Good King Wenceslas")

Good Dean Winchester looks out
For his little brother
Cause there's demons all about
Who want Sam and the others

The man with yellow eyes
Says that he has plans for them
He killed Mary, Jess, and John
So we really hate him

(Tune of "We Three Kings")

We love Dean and Sammy too
For the ass-kicking they do
Vamps, wendigos
Demons, she-ghosts
No match for the Winchesters, two

(Tune of "Oh Christmas Tree")

Eric Kripke, Eric Kripke
How awesome is your series

Metallicar, and classic rock
Brotherly love, and scary shocks

Supernatural, Supernatural
The coolest show on TV

(Tune of "Hanukkah oh Hanukkah")

Winchester and Winchester
A studly brother duo
Drive round in metallicar
And save the world from evil

Load up the rock salt
And sharpen the knives
Kick some demon ass
And crack jokes on the side

And while they are hunting
Hellhounds and murderous ghosts
They search for the guy, with the sketch yellow eyes
To avenge what they lost long ago

They search for the guy, with the sketch yellow eyes
To avenge what they lost long ago!

Happy Holidays!