Kurosaki , Ichigo was a typical sophomore in high school. Though always seemed grumpy. It would be a rare occasion for him to laugh or was born with the brightest orange hair ,that would usually attract bullies. He has the weirdest friends and family a person could have. A maniac goat bearded dad who constantly attacks him. Not to that mention he has a giant picture of ichigo's diseased mother which he always hugs and talks was strange that had two sane sisters related to his father. Ichigo's friends at school were ok too. Though they relentlessly try to interfere with his love life. Except for Chad. Who would usually have his back in a bully fight. And there's the strange ghost/ 'shinigmi' that keep bothering him. For some reason, he can see them and they always visit him just to have fun. Which annoyed the hell out of ichigo. Why on earth he had such a weird life, only god could tell him this.
Ichigo's insane father isshin signed up for a program at school. Which involved having an exchange student from another far away country stay here for 3 months. It had something to do with his son not being a social butterfly and making new friends.
"Danm it dad! You sign me up for something I never agreed to!?"
"Yes but it is also the parents opinion to do this." he said scratching his beard in a manly fashion.
" I think it'll be fun ichi-nii!" said yuzu in a happy tone."Then I could have someone new taist my food." she was currently working on a dish as she spoke."
Arrgg I HATE YOU!!" ichigo shouted rubbing his temples.
" I don't know why your getting so mad bro. I think it would be cool too." karin said flicking the channel on the remote.
" See your sisters agree to the new idea! So your opinion is out-voted." isshin retorted
"SHUT UP YOU OLD FART HEAD!! " ichigo had just about had enough.
"Ichigo my dear son is that anyway to talk to your father" isshin screamed in a fake crying voice.
"Shut up!" ichigo threw a punch into his face forcing him to make an imprint in a wall.
His father slid down from the wall and ran to the giant misaki poster and hugged it shouting why does his son hate him.
Ichigo stomped up the stairs in anger, and slammed his door.
Karin and yuzu just shrugged at the two's conflict and proceeded what they were doing.
" Ichi-nii are you hungry?" yuz shouted from the kitchen.
Ichigo didn't eat lunch at school instead he hung out with his friends on the school roof. Also he wasn't in the mood to look at his annoying father anymore. He ignored the clawing grumble in his belly.
" No thanks yuzu, I'm really tired" he replied from his room.
Yuzu just smiled warmly and continued.
Ichigo sat in his desk chair finishing off his last math problem. He huffed leaned back in his chair and stared at his ceiling into deep thought.
"Where the hell is another person supposed to sleep anyway! I mean what if it was a girl, and had lots of clothes to put up."
The word girl stuck to him like hot was already a sophomore and he hadn't once laid a finger on a girl. Except tatsuke, when the had a always did his work and never really took them to mind being a boy teen and all.
" I must really be wasting my life away." he thought to himself.
"This place is part clinic but not that big. Stupid ass-hole dad. Didn't even ask or tell me. Does he get some kind of sick satisfaction of seeing his son angry? Well I better" he thought to himself. stop talking to myself and go to sleep. I have a test tomorrow and a stinking foreigner to deal with."
Because it was very humid in his room the boy slipped on only a pair of pajama then flicked the lights off and groggily walked to his bed. The red head pulled his sheets over him and turned toward his window.
" Why does my life suck?" he mumbled drifting off to sleep.
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The grumpy boy paced around, in between minutes looking at his wrist watch.
" Danm it. When the hell are these japs getting here? I don't have all day. It's a Friday and I want to get to my host house to sleep." he growled.
Suddenly a white car swung around the corner and stopped in front of him. A man in a white suit stepped out to greet him.
"Hello I am the principle of kakura high school. You can call me Mr. Wayami . You must be Mr. Jeagerjauqes."
He held out his hand in a formal greeting.
The boy just looked at the mans hand as if it had eight fingers and were infected. The principle put his hand back down in confusion.
" Well I'll be escorting you to your new school. So please feel free to ask me any questions if needed."
" Sweet ride." the boy said glancing at the shiny clean white car." Is it new?"
" Why thank you , and regretfully no its 3 years old."
"At least they have some sort of discipline. White is very hard to keep clean" the boy thought to himself.
He proceeded to picking up his luggage.
"Oh no need for that. You are our guest here so you deserve special treatment."
The principle picked up his belongings and put them in the trunk.
" At least I get some danm service round here." the boy muttered then smiled at the principle.
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" Oi , ICHIGOOOO!!!" a loud annoying voice called out. Then a flash of brown hair lunged at him.
"What the hell do you want keigo?" ichigo said as he knocked him over with his mussel bulging arm.
" OWY!!" keigo said as he held his bloodied nose. Ichigo you're always so mean to me! Well anyway I heard from some lil birdies that it was you who volunteered to take care of the exchange dude."
" Yeah. Unfortunately it was my dad who did this." he mumbled.
" HA HA HA! you have to share your stuff and explain things to him! You'll be a laughing stock! " keigo teased." Maybe you'll get so embarrassed that the chicks won't come flocking to you anymore. " He cackled.
His obnouctious laughing was halted by ichigo's elbow to his face.
Ichigo wasn't one to care for the ladies but it did annoy him every valentine's day he'd get all sorts of crap in his locker. Then keigo comes along to yell and bicth to him.
" Keigo I don't know about you but I'm not going to be late. I have to be there to meet the new student." ichigo said
"OOoo I wanna be there too to see what kind of person you'll get!"
" Quit making it sound like I'm winning some sort of prize. Its a person. Now if your coming hurry up."
Keigo stopped dancing around and followed. The two hurried to their class room.
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The new student quickened his pace to far ahead of the group. The group did the same to keeping up the pace beside him. He then started jogging ahead. They did the same . Their fast paced foot steps echoed in the long hallways. The boy stopped and turned around to confront his guides.
" What the fuck do you fags want !?" the man screamed in a harsh accent.
" Geeze man! Were just trying to direct you to your class! Why are you getting so angry at us?" one of the students yelled back.
"Yeah what did we ever do to you?" a black haired girl stated.
" One, can find my way by myself. This dirty school has signs ya know. Two, you stupid Japanese have the nerve to gawk at my hair, when you have your stupid cartoons with rainbow hair ! And THREE I hate all of you fuckers and don't want to be here. "
The group sweat dropped by his rude comments.
"Your classroom is a couple more halls away. So shut your mouth. Ms Ayashi won't appreciate that fowl language."
" I don't see how she can stand your voice let alone mine girl."
The two other boys looked at the boy astonished to see that he had the nerve to talk to tatsuki like that.
" LOOK YOU!! Mr. rude, blue haired, bad attitude! Your starting off bad in a new country that you've never been to. So shut your fucking mouth before I kick your teeth in !"
The man merely looked down to the girl who gave him the same death glare back. He smiled sadistically.
" My classroom is room 203 right?"
" Yeah so what's it to you fuck-face ?!" tatsuki screamed.
" As quoted, I don't think Ms. Ayashi will take to fowl language." the teal-haired man teased.
The group had stopped right in front of the designated class. So the people inside had obviously heard the loud cursing.
The two other boys snickered at tatsuke. Who then shot a death glare back at them.
"What ever here's you classroom, and have a bad day!" she said as she shoved the boy in and slammed the door behind him.
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The fowl mouthed foreigner walked to the front class room with his hands in his pocket.
" Please tell me this delinquent isn't my guest" ichigo thought
His electric blue hair gave an uneasy feeling. And his icy cold eyes could turn you to stone. The hateful boy glared at the class. He looked like he was right out of a yakuza gang. Or a serious mafia that would chop off your ear or hand and throw you into the ocean.
The teacher class the new student's name is Grimmjow us something about yourself."
Grimmjow opened his eyes lazily to look at the class.
" People call me Grimm, I like fighting, don't stare at my hair or i'll kick your ass-"
The teacher papped him on the head. " language please."
Grimmjow growled and continued. "I hate wimps and people who don't speak their mind." he then
" Would anyone like to ask any questions?"
They had tons referring to his hair but were restrained by his speech. The class gawked at the boy with worried and startled eyes.
" Class Grimmjow is our exchange student from Germany, who will be with us for 3 months." she shot a thought full look at ichigo. " Now Mr. Kurosaki please make sure you show our guest everything around and our customs. We don't want him getting into more trouble n'kay?"
Ichigo nodded half annoyed that he got a ass-hole as a roommate. Let alone that he was strong and fierce enough to mess with tatsuke the school's girl bad ass.
" Now Grimmjow could you please take a seat next to kurosaki."
" It that the one with the orange peel head ?" he grumbled lazily.
" Uhh...yep." the teacher sweat dropped.
Grimmjow took a seat next to ichigo.
" Ok class we have a test today, I hope you all studied." she said as she passed out the papers." Of course this doesn't count for you grimmjow. So feel free to doodle something appropriate. Or better yet a page on your culture."
" Yeah how about I just take a nap." he snapped
" Ok fine whatever floats your boat" the teacher said nervously as she finished passing out the papers.
Ichigo glanced at him for a brief moment and looked forward again. Grimmjow had his head in his hand with a scowl resembling ichigo's. Ichigo further observed the and stared at strange boy's hair.
"At least we have something in common. " thought ichigo.
" Stare at me any longer and I'll tear your fucking nuts off." he growled lowly still not looking at ichigo.
Ichigo quickly turned his look back to the class window.
" Note to self, former aggressive exchange roomie very pissy about hair. Pissy enough to make painful threats to the male genitals." ichigo turned his head back to his paper not daring to look back at grimmjow.
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Ze' End of le chapter one .Please excuse the stereo typical foreign jokes. But guys I need some help with the grimmjow being German thing. Any quotes or threats in German would be really helpful. I really shoulda took German instead of 2 years French. flamers allowed, I take the good and the bad so I know what I can improve. Does it need to be longer, shorter, OOC,ness? So reviews?...* gets on knees* Pleasy?