Hello and welcome to the World Premire of the Mike P. show! I'll be interviewing a few of the characters in SF2 (Street fighter two). So, without further adu, Here is Honda!

Honda walks in and sits on the couch, breaking it down in half

Mike: That didn't last very long...
Honda: Why am I here!?
Mike: Settle down big guy. I just wanna ask you a few questions.
Honda: Questions??? FINE! Hurry, Honda late for Chow Time.
Mike: Riiiight...Anyway. Of the other 13 fighters, who do you dislike the most?
Honda: RYU!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!
Honda runs offstage and loud crashes are heard
Mike: Uhhh..thats a shot below the belt to our budget... Anyway, let me introduce our next guest, Ryu himself!
Ryu walks in, and sits on the smashed sofa
Ryu looks around suspiciously
Mike: Hello?
Ryu: ...
Mike: DO YOU TALK?
Ryu: ...
Mike: Oh god..why doesn't someone tell me about this.
Ryu jumps up, and fires a blue blast at Honda who is looking from backstage
Mike: Guards!!!!!!
Guards rush out and restrain the two
Mike: Well...Ryu, why do you dislike honda so much?
Ryu: RAGH!!!
Ryu fires a blast into nowhere.
Mike: Oops, i forgot you dont talk.
Ryu runs offstage and loud crashes are heard with screams from Honda and Ryu
Mike: OK, on to our next guest, Blanka!
Blanka rolls onto the stage, sits on the couch, and electricutes it, frying it
Mike: God..i thought he could control that.
Blanka: Oooraga!
Mike: Someone get the damn translator in here!
Technitions run out and attach translator to Blanka
Blanka: Whats this place!?
Mike: Blanka! I AM MIKE! I AM GOING TO ASK YOU SOME QUES-TIONS!
Blanka: God, you dont have to be so stuipd sounding.
MIke: ...anyway... Who do you dislike the most of the other fighters?
Blanka: FIGHT???
Blanka shoots electricity everywhere
Mike, Scorched: We'll be right back after theese messages....

[Note to reader: Yeah, my first fan-fic ever. Catch you all later!]