Yusei's Boxers
By SkyeRID3R
Summary: A oneshot about Jack, Leo, and Yusei's boxers. Humorous.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, or any of their related characters or anything.
Warning: Don't read this unless you know something about 5D's, or you'll have to look up this series to understand the references. Unless you don't care and want to read it anyway. Then be my guest.
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When Luna walked into her living room one morning, she was met with a very strange sight. It was her twin brother, Leo, wearing a pair of boxers that were not his.
"Leo, where did you get those?" she asked.
"Huh? Oh! These are Mr. Amnesia Man's!" her twin said.
"His name is Yusei, not Mr. Amnesia Man," Luna corrected him. "And why are you wearing his boxers?!?"
"That's for me to know and you to find out." Leo smiled mischievously.
"I don't WANT to know." Luna turned and left the room, muttering about being scarred for life.
A few minutes later, Yusei Fudo walked in. He stopped dead in his tracks when he saw Leo wearing his spare boxers, the red ones with duel runners on them. "What are you doing?" he asked.
"Being a superhero, just like you!" the boy exclaimed.
"I'm not a superhero," Yusei said.
"Oh. Well… do you want them back?" Leo made as if to take the boxers off.
"No!" Yusei said quickly. "You can keep them."
"Really?"
"Yes." He shuddered, then walked out.
After he was sure Yusei was gone, Leo pulled off the boxers. He was wearing his own underwear underneath. He got his clothes from under a pillow on the couch and dressed quickly before sneaking out of the house.
Leo walked quickly down the street before turning into a dark alley. "Hello?" he called.
"Why, if it isn't little Leo," a voice came from the shadows.
"Mr. Atlas! I did as you asked!" Leo said.
Jack Atlas stepped out of the shadows. "Do you have them?"
"Yup! No problem. Yusei said I could have them. Here you go." Leo handed over Yusei's boxers.
"Very good." Jack gave him a wad of bills in payment.
"I've gotta go before Luna realizes I'm missing," Leo said.
"Alright. Goodbye." Jack pulled back into the shadows, chuckling and hugging the boxers as Leo ran off.
The End!
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