"Dippy De Do Da Day!"
"Shane what are you singing?" Nate asked
"GASP! Shane's singing!" Everyone look at Jason and Shane slapped him on the back of his head.
"Duh Jase he's a singer." Nate said.
"Oh…I thought he just hogged the mic." Jason shrugged and skipped away.
"Now where was I?" Shane asked skeptically, tapping his chin. "Oh yeah!!! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G Song!"
"Shane wanna have butt sex?" Nate asked.
"Yes!!! Wait no!! WAIT I don't know!!" Shane answered. Suddenly a train came and ran him over.
"NO!!!!!!!" Nate yelled. "Now I have no butt sex!!!! WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Nate started to cry and them her felt someone behind him.
"Nate!!!!!!!!!!!" the person said, "I want butt sex!" Nate turned around to see a bum in old clothes and a baggy wig.
"OK but I have AIDS." Nate said.
"That's ok I have ED." the bum said.
"I wasn't finished. I have AIDS and crabs and the clap and herpes and HPV." Suddenly a bed appeared and both Nate and the bum crawled in it.
"Wait you're a guy right? How can you have HPV?" The bum asked.
"Cause I can just strip." Nate said. The bum stripped and they had butt sex.
"NATHANIEL!" Nate heard behind him. He stopped having buttsex and gave the bum 100 dollars.
"That's for the great butt sex." THe bum ran off and Nate turned to his father, who had just called him.
"How dare you have butt sex without me?!" his father scolded. "I get horny to."
"Sorry, Dad, but I can give a next round." Nate winked at his father. As they was having butt sex Nate's father said, "Nate I have something to tell you. Your really a girl."
"No shit Sherlock!" he yelled at his father, "that explains the HPV."
"Yep."