Thy Children Shall Never Fail To Please Thy
By Umbreon
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Character Cast:
Edward Cullen: Office CEO – Human – Male – 30
Isabella Swan Cullen: At-Home Writer – Human – Female – 29
Elizabeth Cullen: Child, wants to be a writer like her 'Mammy' – Human – Female – 6
Charles Swan Cullen: Child, wants to be a police officer to save people – Human – Male – 3
Lissy Swan: Child, wants to be a teacher to teach people – Human – Female – 2
Emmy Cullen: Child, wants to play – Human – Female – 8 months
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How could I have ever said 'life was easy'? It didn't seem so now. However, I was happy with the life I had, although there could never have been a happier time in my life than being with my Edward before we had any children. Oh those pleasure-high three years of fun and luxury, with no problem of having taking care of the kids.
Children gave me pleasure, no doubt. Elizabeth, whom we often called Eli, was a pure joy to have. She was an easy child to raise, never giving a loud cry, not even when her baby teeth were coming in. I have to say, she was my pride and joy. And still is. Eli wants to be a writer like me, and I have to say she is something that I am just happy to know about, and she loves to write as well. Charles, on the other hand, was rather… hard to have. He was constantly crying (and still is, mind me) and I never had spare time. Then, when Lissy was born, I had to take care of both Charles, who was called Char more often and Lissy, who was called Lis, together. When Charles was one. I can't say that that was a pleasant experience. They still aren't very quiet. Extremely loud, actually, but Emmy gave me a big break. She was another more quiet kid. Her facial expressions showed me what was wrong rather than making a huge fuss about it. Which, of course, just made me feel better about having kids. She's a pleasure to have, just like my Eli.
Nowadays, Eli is a little grownup. She helps me get things cleaned up, and is a big girl. Sometimes she even reads to her brothers and sisters! I'm just proud.
Thanks, Diary. Bella.
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The sun was shining, the day was bright. The Cullen family was just getting ready to go. "Hurry," Isabella Cullen ushered Elizabeth, who was struggling with her backpack. She gave up and Bella slipped it on her daughter's back. "Good luck, honey," she called out, equipping her daughter with a lunch bag and ten dollars as well. Edward was walking around, looking for his bag. Bella handed him it, and he left after kissing her cheek softly. He drove away in a whoosh of Volvo and exhaust. Taking a look outside, Elizabeth had gotten to the private car that drove down the block towards the school. It was a small Toyota Camry, and Elizabeth waved her mom goodbye for the day.
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BELLA'S POV
After Elizabeth left with the driver, I smiled to myself. Today was the first day of Elizabeth starting first grade. I couldn't wait to see Eli's happy face when she came home, her face beaming as she inserted and filled me with all the information on her new teacher and how much she liked him or her.
Suddenly, I was jerked back into reality by Charles, screaming for me that he 'wet his panties'. I sighed. Charles was real cute when he was really not problematic, but when he was… that was scary and somewhat annoying at times. Who knew a kid could be so loud? Lissy shrieked as Charles passed, her eyes growing wide at his increasingly wet-looking pants. I scowled. "Charles, you must learn how to pee in the potty," I said, glowering at him.
"I sowwy, Mammy," he said quietly.
I quickly retaliated, getting his pants off, putting them in the washer and getting him some new pants as he sat patiently on the toilet, going potty. It was kind of empty though, since all he had was a little bit. He had emptied most of his 'potty' on his pants. When I finally got him the new pants, he was kind of bored. I was lucky that Lissy hadn't said anything yet, as well as Emmy. Just as I was thinking that, a new call aroused. All call that I knew. My Elizabeth.
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A/N:
Second story! Hope you enjoy. I think it's quite innovative, lol. Mammy and Daddy, as well as Eli, Char, Lis and Em. Emmy sounds like Emmett. xD But she's a girl, and not nearly as bulky as Emmett is. Now imaging that! *chuckles*
Well, please rate and review, and tell me what you like!
Thanks.