A/N: Hi guys! I had this really weird dream last night. It was so funny that I decided I had to turn it into a story. Btw, this is my first fic so if it sucks don't be too hard on me. Well here we go!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did, I would finally have enough money to buy me a Gibson Les Paul.

Chapter 1: Prologue

It was a calm, cool night. The air was crisp and clear. Suddenly, the peaceful silence was broken as a giant clay bird swooped through the sky.

"Oi, Deidara-san," said a certain shark-like ninja to his comrade. "I think we passed the stop."

"Hush, Kisame. I know where I'm going, hm." The blonde haired ninja replied with assurance.

"We should have reached the radioactive waste dump at least an hour ago. That's why I hate flying with Deidara. He has no sense of direction..." Kisame thought to himself.

"Whatever. I'm going to take a nap, okay? He said out loud.

"Do what you want, hm." Deidara responded, agitated.

A half-hour later, Deidara finally called out "We're here, hm!", much to the dismay of Kisame.

He was just having a nice dream where the Mist Village was in flames and all the surviving people were ordered to listen to him. It was the best dream he ever had. Too bad, he couldn't sleep long enough to enjoy it.

"Aww man", he moaned. He felt like killing Deidara right now. He then remembered he left Samehada, his sword, back at the cave. Darn.

"See?" Deidara asked, pointing.

Because it was night, it was kind of hard to see, but Kisame was still able to make out the sign: Konoha Vegetable Patch! Konoha's main source of yummy veggies!

"You baka! It's a vegetable patch, not the Waste Dump!" the blue faced nin shouted angrily.

"Ooh. My bad!" said a slightly embarrassed Deidara. "Oh well. Same difference. Let's just get rid of the stuff before we get cancer or something, hm."

Kisame was worn out so he tiredly agreed. "Sure, whatever. I never liked Konoha anyway."

And with that the two Akatsuki members released their cargo: 150 pounds of glowing, clear, radioactive sludge. Once it landed, the ground quickly absorbed the waste and the field soon looked as though nothing had ever happened.

"You know, Deidara-san, we really should tell the guys to cool it with all the jinchuuriki experiments. It's the second time this week that we've had to get rid of toxic waste in some form or another. It's really starting to get on my nerves. I need my beauty sleep!"

"Yeah well, it's only 2:00 AM so I guess we've still got a few hours left to sleep, hm. Let's go!"

"Yokai." Kisame answered.

The two missing nins then soared into the sky, leaving as quickly as they had come. Once the clay bird was nowhere in sight, the night returned to it's peaceful state. Suddenly, the ground of the vegetable patch momentarily glowed before returning to its original appearance.

A/N: Oh no! Those damn Akatsukis! What will be the result of the mutated veggies? Plus, what will happen to Konoha? I guess you'll just have to wait till next time to find out! Sucks, huh? Till then, review!