Summary: Ron is gay. Harry is gay. So let's write a story about it and make it funny. Or as funny as my twisted mind will allow me to.

Disclaimer: Nothing is mine. It's all thanks to JK that we fic writers have anything to write about.

A/N: takes place during seventh year. Ignoring half-blood prince. Italics represent my muse Angie (angel!harry). Bold represent my muse Stan (devil!harry). (Their like Harry's little on-the-shoulder angel!harry and devil!harry personality guys and they narrate some of the story)

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Chapter One: Ron Tells a Story

We'd been best friends since first year. Everything was fine between us. Best mates to the end. Well, except for that little bump in 4th year and the fight last year. But those were no more than petty jealously fights! They never lasted long enough to ruin our friendship. No biggy. Well what I'm trying to say is that we'll be best mate forever. Nothing can come between us.

Nothing that is, until now. I don't know about Harry, but when I realized I was gay, I freaked. Denial's not just a river in Egypt they say. I distanced myself from guys and surrounded myself with girls. I turned into one of those guys who had a date every night with a different girl. I was so eager to prove I wasn't gay, to others and to myself. I think Hermione got suspicious when I started hanging with her in the library so often. I could just see the gears turning in her head. She did figure it out. No matter how many girls I pretended to like she still confronted me and found out the truth. Though I made her swear not to tell anyone. I would come out when I was ready. And she kept her word, even to this day.

Now Harry, that's a different story. He came out right quick. At the time neither of us knew that his coming out would affect me, nor how much. I started to notice him differently than I used to. Started seeing beyond friendship and seeing Harry, as the lean, raven-haired, sexy beast that he is. And then the wet dreams came into play. Oh gods that was hell. I had to put up a permanent silencing spell around my bed so my roommates wouldn't hear me at night, especially Harry. I didn't think he would take too kindly to his best friend screaming his name in pleasure every night.

But on the bright side, I've gotten very skilled at cleaning spells.

Chapter Two: Harry's Journal(Harry swears it's not a diary…)

Dude! This school is gay guy paradise! There are so many hot guys I'm drooling. I love being gay…

But I'm concerned about Ron. He seems to be shutting himself off from me again, kind of like during the Triwiz tournament. I really wish he wouldn't do that to me after all we've been through. Another thing I've noticed is that he should keep his hair long; it makes him look damn sexy. Just an observation of course! I can't be crushing on my best mate…can it? Well I have been staring at him more often. And noticing little things about him, like the tiny scar on his left hand that's shaped like a teardrop. I wonder how he got that. And I have been listening to him when he sleeps. Or trying to anyhow; there never is any noise coming from his bed, even when I walk up next to it.

Maybe he sneaks out? No, he goes to bed before I do and I don't go to sleep for hours so I would know if he left the dorms. Maybe…he has a silencing charm on his bed. Yes, that's it! But why? Why would he silence his bed? Maybe… /gasp/ Oh no! maybe he has a fuck-buddy! Noooooo!!! ...okay I think that reaction decides whether or not I have a crush on him. I mean just the thought of him with someone else is…well sickening. But if it is true…then that would men…he's gay! Girls aren't allowed in the boys' dorm and boys' aren't allowed in the girls' dorm. There are alarm spells put over the dorms to make sure of that.

So…Yes! Yes, hell yes! Ron's gay! Ron's gay! And I might have a chance with him. Yes!

Hmm…I just have to get him to admit it. Yes, that's right…I need to devise a plan. Let's see…yes…yep, I'll need to do that…oh that will have to work…definitely…yes I've got it! Oh he won't be able to escape my clutches now! Muhahahahaha/evil!Harry laugh/coughcough/

-TBC-